DoD Orders, Day 1,281: Canary Islands: Do not Fight in NW Mexico

Day 1,279, 18:16 Published in USA USA by USA Department of Defense



Special Instructions: If the priority battle is over 55% or under 45%, move to the next highest priority battle.
Özel Talimatlar: Eğer 1 numaralı önceliğe sahip savaş bizim lehimize %55'in üstünde ya da aleyhimize %45'sa, bir sonraki öncelikli savaşta yer alın.


Canary Islands: Kill Spaniards!
Canary Islands: Vurun İspanyollara!




Moscow: Help Russia!
Moscow: !




NW Mexico: Do Not Fight here!
NW Mexico: !













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Signed,

Emerick
President of the United States of America

Avruch
Secretary of Defense

Clemens65
National Security Council Director


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