Diary of a Wimpy MoFA
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by Shoi12
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Date: September 5th, 2012
Party with Wally and Mary-chan!
Entry: Yay!!!1! my friend wally got cp :3 and mary-chan is vp~~~ time to party!!! i need to write an article…
Date: September 15th, 2012
What are we doing?!
Entry: dont get it why are we mpping bulgaria and paraguay? indo i get and maybe bulgaria but srsly? paraguay? ugh………Wait, why am I writing so badly? Wally hasn’t responded so I guess I can ask Mary-chan what's going on…
Date: September 21st, 2012
Strategies
The Colombian CP asked us to help them fight Spain alongside them, and I hope the people will agree to it! C'mon Congress! Approve it! Approve it! Go go go taskforce! Go go go Mary-chan! Approve it! UAHGAUHGAUHGUAH!~~~
Date: September 22th, 2012
Wally's apology
Entry: Wally apologized to us today out of the blue. I asked Mary-chan whether we should forgive him, but she seemed reluctant to do so. Let's punish him (:<
Date: September 23rd, 2012
Wally AFK?
Entry: Wally didn't show up to the meeting, and we couldn't find him. Where could he be? I asked Mary-chan where he may have run off to, but she just gave a smile and walked away! (metaphorically >.>) Hmm…
Date: September 27th, 2012
Strategy Redux
Erm…FYROM! We're NEing FYROM! Why the hell not? …Mary-chan, talk some sense into them! NE SPAIN NE SPAIN
Date: September 28th, 2012
Machiavelli
Sometimes it is necessary to lie to your own people for the sake of the state…Isn't that right, Mary-chan?
Date: September 29th, 2012
Wally
Mary-chan revealed Wally's location to me…Man he's in bad shape! Don't abuse him too badly my dear 😉
Or do, cuz that works as well!
Date: October 1st, 2012
So tired…
Yeah, I wish I was, Mary-chan…I wish I was…Wait what?! Nonononononononono what are you saying!? …I ADMIT NOTHING!!!
Date: October 2nd, 2012
Hmm…
So it's someone's birthday on the 8th? Time to plan the celebration! There's a party goin' on right here…a celebration to last throughout the year! No, Mary-chan, it's no one you'd know! Or is it?
Date: October 3rd, 2012
Wally Redux
Visited Mary-chan and saw Wally…he's in bad shape 😮
But who cares? We discussed current foreign policy and the current Polish invasion while eating a nice dinner and leaving a plate of food just outside Wally's cage, and laughed as he his outstretched arms came within millimetres of touching the succulent grub. Mary-chan insisted that we at least give him something to drink, so I threw a glass of seawater at him \o/
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Well, it's been an honour serving with ya, Mary-chan! Thanks to everyone who's given me support and help throughout the month, and I look forward to the next month of super awesomeness! Hopefully with a president this time! (Don’t worry Wally…we'll let you out of the cage as soon as Mary-chan gets the lunch you're treating her to
😉) ~hyuu~
And on an unrelated note, shout out to my utopian society! You know who you are
😉
Until next time, take care!
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Very funny! 😁 o7 World's awesomest MoFA! 😉
~hyuu~
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RAEEEE, nice article shoi.
Dumas could not have written it better:
' "'And you,' returned the prisoner, 'who bid me to ask to see you; you, who when I did ask to see you, came here promising a whole world of revelations; how is it that, nevertheless, it is you who are silent, and it is I who speak? Since, then, we both wear masks, either let us both retain them or put them aside together." '
~The Man in the Iron Mask
Everyone was thinking that Shoi was behind those MPPs, nowwe know the truth ; )
Shoi4CP!
One day... 😛
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Everyone was thinking that Shoi was behind those MPPs, nowwe know the truth ; ).... yeah right i still believe shoi is a ennemy's alliance seeker...RAEEE
kukukukuku.... (:<
thanks for making me laugh, shoi!
I hope the seawater at least went through a filter 😛