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Dearest SEES, extort this.

37 Day 1,043, 21:50 USA
From Federalist Leadership:

It has come to our attention that through some rather bizarre circumstances involving butthurt of epic proportions, your party has obtained some money belonging to the Federalist Party.

This doesn't belong to you. You should return it. We don't think you will.

In an article where you make vague accusations and very specific demands, you expressed a desire to cut all ties. Your wish is granted.

This attempt of yours to extort the Federalist Party is both pathetic and laughable, as you lack any authority or power to make us do anything. Your impotent rage makes us giggle.

As punishment for this ridiculous attempt to muscle us, we are not only keeping Zooey Deschanel as our official spokesperson, but we're taking the McRib now too.



The McRib: Official Sammich of the Federalist Party

Zooey Deschanel says, "The only thing I love more than the Federalists is stuffing them full of delicious McRib sammiches. The McRib. Only available in the Federalist Party."

Yeeeeaaaaah...that sounds gooooood.

You can go ahead and keep the money. I'm sure you'll do something super patriotic with it.

 
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JDR1986
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JDR1986 Day 1,043, 21:51

fingerguns ftw

 
Iasov
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Iasov Day 1,043, 21:57

SEES will counter the McRib by releasing "The Little Mermaid" on blu-ray and disney DVD FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY.

 
gagah
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gagah Day 1,043, 21:58

I believe we asked for a response from the Federalist Party, not some chick who steals our ideas.

 
fingerguns
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fingerguns Day 1,043, 22:00

We're the opposite of SEES, I guess. You're just one person that forces a whole party to represent you. I'm representing the Feds.

 
Pizza The Hut
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Pizza The Hut Day 1,043, 22:02

Is there a point to this? You both will join together to PTO us in the future regardless.

 
Alexander Hamilton
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Alexander Hamilton Day 1,043, 22:03

fingerguns can represent me any day

 
GreekHoplite
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GreekHoplite Day 1,043, 22:05

trolls trolling trolls.

Its getting better haha

 
Tom McDougal
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Tom McDougal Day 1,043, 22:07

this fighting amuses me. also JDR1986 is more of a traitor to the US then me

 
Claire Littleton
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Claire Littleton Day 1,043, 22:09

lol, I enjoyed this. I didn't enjoy Zooey though (if that is her, I can't tell cause it's so bad) in the photo with the McRib... she looks kinda tired there.

 
Julian Mizu
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Julian Mizu Day 1,043, 22:10

Goddamit, now I'm hungry, I hold you both responsible and I'm F*cking pissed.

 
Alexander_Auctoritas
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Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,043, 22:11

mmmmmm....McRib

 
gagah
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gagah Day 1,043, 22:15

>We're the opposite of SEES, I guess. You're just one person that forces a whole party to represent you. I'm representing the Feds.

I don't see you as a kongresman or a president of the Federalist Party. As far as I know, you're just an old party president.

 
GreekHoplite
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GreekHoplite Day 1,043, 22:16

I've seen better days.

 
gagah
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gagah Day 1,043, 22:17

>We're the opposite of SEES, I guess

In that your party gives a million people a million useless jobs and that ours has jobs that actually serve purposes?

 
fingerguns
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fingerguns Day 1,043, 22:19

gagah - give it up.

 
Nicholas Ryan
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Nicholas Ryan Day 1,043, 22:24

With very few exceptions; the Feds suck.

We will use the money to boss everyone around during elections, make ridiculous demands (we totally deserve 16 seats, unopposed!), laugh haughtily at any complaint and feign entertainment, when people who have been our friends become fed up with our spoiled behavior turn on us.

You didn't respect us as friends, Feds. For what reason should we respect you in return?

 
Kyle321n
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Kyle321n Day 1,043, 22:25

As a member emeritus of the Federalist Party I agree with this. Now where is my McRib sammich? I'm soooo hungry...

 
fingerguns
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fingerguns Day 1,043, 22:30

The deal with the Feds and qubert has nothing to do with the Feds and SEES. You guys didn't come up with some big conspiracy to rob us, you were simply the beneficiaries of one person's meltdown.

What qubert did will be handled separately because that's actually serious, unlike threats from your party. The fact that you're trying to tie the two together is shameful. We believe in self-government. Thought you guys agreed.

 
Melissa Rose
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Melissa Rose Day 1,043, 22:34

This message was approved by the leadership of the Federalist Party.

@Claire: She does look a bit overworked doesn't she?

 
Melissa Rose
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Melissa Rose Day 1,043, 22:35

@Kyle it's on the table over there *points*

 
Relorian
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Relorian Day 1,043, 22:47

lol thought most of S.E.E.S was defecting to Pakistan because they wanted to do "something" there.

I wish most of them would do what the Dio's did... Quit the game.

 
Soren Nelson
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Soren Nelson Day 1,043, 22:55

I'll have a McRib with a side of Proud and a medium Horny. To go, please.

 
GLaDOS
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GLaDOS Day 1,043, 23:59

I'm dissapointed in your lack of *grabs certain word I wont say because I'm not going to get another FP*

 
Claire Littleton
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Claire Littleton Day 1,044, 00:03

*Grabs McRib

 
Kazeal
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Kazeal Day 1,044, 00:52

gagah, that's a pretty weak attempt at trolling tbh

 
gagah
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gagah Day 1,044, 01:12

>conversing

MUST BE TROLLAN

 
St Krems
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St Krems Day 1,044, 03:15

A minority of The Federalist Party are cool people.

 
Dutch Marley
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Dutch Marley Day 1,044, 07:01

After this I doubt I will ever say another bad word about the Feds. I formally apologize to fingerguns (even though the arguments were fun). And if you guys need a donation I will be more than happy to help. You have me converted FEDS and Fingerguns FTW!

 
Greene12
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Greene12 Day 1,044, 07:04

who is gagah?

 
Cold Hearted Snake
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Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,044, 11:07

He was the leader of the 'Spread Hate Party', a party which he PToed so his lame excuse of a party could reach the top 5. Well, he made, too bad half his party defected to Pakistan and who just got booted from the Federalist Party's friends list.

 
gagah
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gagah Day 1,044, 11:11

>You have me converted FEDS and Fingerguns FTW!

>A last minority of the Feds are cool people

 
Nicholas Ryan
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Nicholas Ryan Day 1,044, 12:10

>We believe in self-government. Thought you guys agreed.

"You didn't respect us as friends, Feds. For what reason should we respect you in return?"

>lol thought most of S.E.E.S was defecting to Pakistan because they wanted to do "something" there.

They did. S.E.E.S. is still here causing trouble. Sorry about your Kongress seat, Relorian.

 
Deleruin
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Deleruin Day 1,044, 16:47

This is ftw.

 
Angelini
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Angelini Day 1,044, 18:19

I can get proud/horny about this endeavor.

Where's my McRib?

 
Reed Calom
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Reed Calom Day 1,044, 20:36

Anything with "Mc" in the name guarantees low quality.

 
fingerguns
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fingerguns Day 1,044, 21:30

MM2, you gonna let Reed Calom talk to you like that?

 
Glove
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Glove Day 1,045, 20:21

Lol thats a really good picture