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Dear Weaklings...er...I mean Spaniards

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Please invade.

In Mexico, we're weak, easy to take over, and harmless.

Just press the button.

Let's see how many balls you still contain. I'm guessing none, but thats just me.

Sincerely,

eMexico

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Mitch Johnstone Day 543, 23:58

First?

Albus Dumbledore Day 543, 00:03

lol what a nice article

Franchesko Day 543, 00:51

hahaha if u were mexican, u should know that mexican language is spanish xDDD u nerd! hahahaha

Dishmcds Day 543, 00:54

If you werent cowards you'd attack Mexico when they could defend themselves.

But we all know the truth

No tuput, no victory, right?

Voronwe Day 544, 01:26

We actually freed Mexico. You put it as if it had been an invasion. Now that I think of it, your loyalty to ATLANTIS is quite questionable. Us spaniards have been helping Romania for the last 3 months, while you british have been drinking tea and watching cricket. Enough complaining and move your ass!

Franchesko Day 544, 01:47

Dishmcds, u still nerd. I don´t support ATLANTIS or PEACE, both are cancer.

Anyway, u ask for war, well, i invite u to counter-strike (well, it's more than click once, maybe so hard for u ^^)

Chuchi Day 544, 02:31

1º. Mexico's language is Spanish. Buy yourself a book and dont waste your time in a videogame
2º. Why dont you attack South Africa? I guess you dont have balls. Oh, wait, you attacked South Africa, but with a TO fail.
3º. Dont waste your time publishing an article. You could had 300 Q5 duplicated weapons in the time you published this shit.
4º. Pelame tolnabo

John A Kelly Day 544, 03:58

If you don't like the outcome, maybe you should go back to Mexico, win back the Presidency and return The Southeast to Portugal.

Fact is, Spain accomplished in 48 hours what you couldn't accomplish while President of Mexico.

Fucchero Day 544, 04:21

"If you werent cowards you'd attack Mexico when they could defend themselves."

Totally wrong. We attacked you while Indonesia and Hungary weren't able to defend you. Actually, Argentina could have helped you. So, you could defend yourselves alone, and you failed.

Now you have an MPP with mommy and daddy and you want to be attacked, so they defend you. So brave!

"In Mexico, we're weak, easy to take over, and harmless." I totally agree

By the way, in eMexico there are people with much more common sense than you, so get your large article, your PEACE propaganda and your little balls and get lost, please!