Day 3: Shaking the Bottle (Day 1,671)

Day 1,671, 08:31 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by GameChanger

Hello, all!

My name is GameChanger, and this is my newspaper. (Obviously)
Sorry about the delay, my computer had to be fixed, some bugs got into it and whatnot.


Topic of the Day #1: Ghosts of Last Year and WTF Canada!
Last year, in mid-June, Poland had a very similar footprint on France, with it controlling the Northern area. Later, Poland went on to invade the U.S., along with Hungary and Spain. While I doubt the latter will join in, I bet that once France is taken care of, Poland will push across the Atlantic. However, I was expecting the Canadians to throw a wrench in the works by NE'ing Poland, as they now share a border. Sure enough, there was a NE in the Canadian agenda. I clicked on it, and it rea😛 Proposed by Rylde, 16 hours ago


France has been proposed as Natural Enemy.
THE FUCK, CANADA?


Topic of the Day #2: Terra Tearing, and the Spaniards end the Fiesta
According to This Article, Brazil, the heart of Terra, has left the alliance, and there are many calls for the U.S., the only other huge Terra power, to leave. Also, I hear that Spain is getting more and more distant from ONE, as it feels it has been neglected by the Balkan countries. The U.S., Brazil, and Spain are currently in talks about how their relationship should progress, whether it be general friendliness, or a new alliance.

Topic of the Day #3: My Retarded Idea
I see an opportunity in this new friendliness. I, and I think a lot of you as well, are sick of Balkan, and generally Euro-Centric conflicts. Now that the Americas are strong, with U.S. and Argentine babybooms, there should be a new alliance, called AWEA (American- Western European Alliance. The core members would be Canada, U.S., Portugal, Spain, Brazil, and Argentina. (Spain would have to give up Portugal) Other members might include Ireland (conflicts over support for Bulgaria) U.K. (improved relations with Canada and Ireland) and Columbia (another Pro-TEDEN american country).
I think this would be a good, healthy alliance, one that would not have to focus on the Balkans and Eastern Europe.

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