Dartreal For Dear Father: International Policies!

Day 891, 16:05 Published in Australia Australia by Dartreal
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My dear children of eAustralia,

Today I shall reveal to you my international policy that will see my eAustralia become the most superior country in the eWorld. My policies are designed to build better relationships with all countries as well as to help protect some.

Unify eSouth Africa For It’s Own Good.
For too long have our brothers and sisters in eSouth Africa suffered at the hands of invasions from other countries. They have also been destroyed internally, betrayed by people who they thought they could trust. They are vulnerable for more attacks in the future given their innocence so I know it would be better for them that they become a part of my eAustralia.

When I seize power in eAustralia, I will move my army into eSouth Africa so that we can protect it. They need us as much as we need them. Under the flag of eAustralia, eSouth Africa won’t be attacked by other foreign nations. Furthermore, they will also be protected by my investigation bureau to prevent any internal sabotage. With eSouth Africa under our protection, we can benefit greatly from the resources they have. Just as any caring father would protect his children so too shall I protect my children in eSouth Africa.

I know it will be difficult for the eSouth Africans to adjust to but in time they will come to like being ruthlessly protected by my eAustralia. Everyone benefits from this so I would encourage eSouth Africa not to resist my offer of protection. On a side note, I would like to point out that I am not “attacking eSouth Africa” – as my uneducated opposers would call it – because of a bad break up I recently had with Ines Schumacher. Ines is a human who can do as she wants – until eSouth Africa becomes a colony of my eAustralia of course.

Better Relationships With eIndonesia.
eIndonesia have made a reputation for themselves to being very untrustworthy. I do not want to see them like this anymore. eIndonesia is an old lion who is trying to hold control of whatever pride it may still have. I know that my eAustralia and eIndonesia should look out for one another as neighbours and not be at one another’s throats.

I will hold many talks with the eIndonesian President and my ambassadors and my Minister of International Relations will work on bettering relationships between eIndonesia and my eAustralia so that we can exist together in peace. Once I’ve gained their trust, I will convince them to become apart of eAustralia. It will benefit both countries, especially my eAustralia, greatly if I were to protect eIndonesia’s regions.

Unite the Brolliance, EDEN & Phoenix.
Why do we need to fight in this eWorld? Isn’t there enough violence already? War is an ugly, ugly thing that sees a lot of people suffer (mainly the losers). The Brolliance and EDEN have been going to war with Phoenix for a very long time. One day, the Brolliance and EDEN may soon attack one another and this eWorld will be ruined beyond repair. I don’t want to see this eWorld destroyed that is why as your Dear Father, I will work on uniting all three alliances under one flag.

When I become the Dear Father of eAustralia, I will work with all three alliances and convince them that there is no need to continue fighting one another. Together, we can all be stronger and wealthier. Why waste money on fighting when we can spend it to make everyone’s lives better? I will work on bringing all of the Brolliance, EDEN and Phoenix under one single alliance: my eAustralia. With all of these alliances merged into my eAustralia, there will be no more need for anymore fighting.

Of cause I know there will be countries that will most likely resist my plans and will try to stop me, but I will forgive them once they have been conquered by my army. They just don’t realise that what I am doing is for their own good. Once I turn eAustralia into a utopian society, I shall turn the rest of the world into a utopian society. First shall be eSouth Africa, and then the eWorld.

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Spies Make For Better Preparation.
So that we know our friends better, I will be sending in spies to all countries so we observe them in their natural form. Sometimes when meetings take place between countries the people involved may put on a different mask to the one they wear after the meeting. We saw what happened when eIndonesia promised us peace and then attacked us so sneakily.

By having spies in the countries of our enemies and allies, we can find out what they are really like and use this information to better our relationships. Should my spies find out any additional information while they are observing other nations, I’m sure that I could use it to the benefit of my eAustralia.

In my next article I shall introduce to you the Cabient that your Dear Father has filled with the best people for the job. Remember, if you wish to support my cause, here is a badge that you can wear with pride! (Stick it on your avatar).



If you wish to read my previous articles on policies I have already talked about, please go to the following links below:
Military Platform.
Domestic Platform.

Take care of yourselves my children for you are the future of my eAustralia.

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This is a lulz campaign meaning I don’t intend on running for real nor do I would I ever do any of the things listed above. Do not take anything here seriously because it’s not true – just the part about Ines breaking my heart 🙁