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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1974)

Day 1,974, 16:47 by John Gormley

The earth is rotating at over 1000 miles per hour, however humans don't feel the effect of it...

Until the ninth or tenth pint.

 

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Cpt Jackson
Cpt Jackson Day 1,974, 16:51

So true

Kooguy
Kooguy Day 1,974, 17:39

Truth

Ronan Donovan
Ronan Donovan Day 1,974, 18:17

haha!!

castaneda
castaneda Day 1,975, 02:20

lol

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,975, 08:00

A fact.....

wigibob
wigibob Day 1,975, 08:08

2nd
true, true

Filthy McNasty
Filthy McNasty Day 1,975, 14:11

hilarious

Releasethe Krakken
Releasethe Krakken Day 1,975, 16:39

actually alcohol improves my driving and general coordination. still remember the day i drove at average speed of about 110 mph to nearby neighboring town as drunk as a skunk with co drinkers. they should just work out the kinks of it.

 
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