Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1889)
John Gormley
Our neighbour's dog shit in our garden so my mum told to me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.
I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog shit in our garden and the neighbours have our shovel.
Comments
first
still first... I wonder how everyone below me is doing?
Only lavel 40 and more are counting for competition..so i am the first!
And better then every single one below me
If you ask why level 40?
Coz i made that up to make me first....
Self-delusional yes..but in my imaginary world i am first....
And better then Crazy Ivann, wigibob, Damnhaic and Irasian.......and if i implement lame 40 level rule i made up, better then Mann551
I don't follow the made up rule, you can, but you can't force it upon others!!
He is Kurgan. He can do whatever he wants.
He is Kurgan. He can do whatever he wants x2
But still, you don't have to take him seriously ;P
Mann you know what self-delusion is?
That means i live in illusion i am the first even i am not for real....but i belive i am.......even i am not.....
Or am i?
In the end do we know what is real and what is not?
Are dreams real or real life just a dreams?
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.
This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
I'm here now!!! What did I miss??
Gromley ended up in jail for indecent exposure....aparently he share a cell with Colby...
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