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Czech Army For The Win (I mean, For Teh Lulz!)
Greetings, Czechs, it is me, Dick van Dyke on tonights show. I am going to present you the new improvements on Czech army! Hey guys, it is SHOWTIME !!!
First, let's take a look at our new uniforms, perfect for urban fight! No one will be able to detect our great soldiers hidden in their sofas trying to escape the wrath of the enemy, point for our Ministry of Defense!
Recently we have got some cuts on our military budget, replacing our armor divisions for er... divisions with more mobility, I believe...
Of course, our greater scientists worked hard to overcome the financial difficulties and so they have developed the greatest alternative for tanks, the amazing, the brande new and never seen before, the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious TURTLETANK !!! (OHHHH!)
Moving faster then the eyes can see through the enemy lines those beauties will sure mak a good deal in losse to the enemy. Germans, you gotta fear that!
I know what you are thinking, what is the point of increasing the fire power if we do not increase the leadership skills? Aha! We have improved our leadership skills, every soldier now has a direct officer, we call him the P.U.P.P.Y. Personal Unit Prepared to Prepare You, take a look at this wonder of modern warfare.
Oh yes, we cannot forget about our super fighter, the Battle Hero that will make the Germans tremble, the Rambo Cat!
Germans you gotta lose, nobody can stand this much of fire power, see you arround in your chimney in Bavaria. It was Dick van Dyke, thank you and good night.
Non Sense Article by:
Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition Co.
First, let's take a look at our new uniforms, perfect for urban fight! No one will be able to detect our great soldiers hidden in their sofas trying to escape the wrath of the enemy, point for our Ministry of Defense!
Recently we have got some cuts on our military budget, replacing our armor divisions for er... divisions with more mobility, I believe...
Of course, our greater scientists worked hard to overcome the financial difficulties and so they have developed the greatest alternative for tanks, the amazing, the brande new and never seen before, the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious TURTLETANK !!! (OHHHH!)
Moving faster then the eyes can see through the enemy lines those beauties will sure mak a good deal in losse to the enemy. Germans, you gotta fear that!
I know what you are thinking, what is the point of increasing the fire power if we do not increase the leadership skills? Aha! We have improved our leadership skills, every soldier now has a direct officer, we call him the P.U.P.P.Y. Personal Unit Prepared to Prepare You, take a look at this wonder of modern warfare.
Oh yes, we cannot forget about our super fighter, the Battle Hero that will make the Germans tremble, the Rambo Cat!
Germans you gotta lose, nobody can stand this much of fire power, see you arround in your chimney in Bavaria. It was Dick van Dyke, thank you and good night.
Non Sense Article by:
Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition Co.
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fight!!
Lol, awesome.
awesome, again!
I am impressed