CoT: We declare WAR on you. We name you ENEMY.
Day 1,886, 22:52
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by Candor
DUES PAID MEMBER OF SQRT.
The NoS Party (a member of ISATO, or The eInternational Sea Animal Terrorist Organization) has chosen to invade Honduras as our first act of terrorism.
This war has been made possible through a generous grant of a wealthy patron, as well as the offer of lodging by Gessho on behalf of his ex wife’s in laws. His ex mother in law is purported to be an excellent cook. If things go well, we will continue on to Belize for either raping and pillaging, or hookers and blow. We’ll just see how we’re feeling.
Milk dud rations will be handed out prior to departure.
We have befriended Indonesia and the Socialist Freedom Party, both of whom we intend to stab in the back when it will be most advantageous.
On to other business.
We had a show of hands and by unanimous consent of one we have decided we will be forming our own Congress, entirely separate from the Unity Congress or the AFA’s Congress.
We pledge to work cooperatively with ourselves in formulating new laws for this nation. Our first order of business will be to declare the NoS Party a wholly independent Nation-State, like the Vatican.
Since no one cares that the Vatican did it, well, good for the goose and gander and all that. Tally ho.
As an independent Nation State, The NoS Party will be electing its own Congressmen and I declare myself the new President of The United Nation of The NoS.
Therefore, we hence forth declare war on The United States of America, and demand that you surrender immediately, upon which time we will allow you into us and bestow citizenship on all your diverse peoples.
If you refuse to immediately surrender, there will be some of those, what do you call them…”repercussions”.
Opps I’ve said too much. Goodbye.
END TRANSMISSION.
Static: We've gone from 31st to 20th in the nation in 48 hours. We won't stop until we are a Top 5. Join us and together we will rule the world. Or at least our local farmers market. I sell honey there sometimes, do you like honey? Oh never mind. WORLD DOMINATION!
Mike Ontry is the best thing to happen to the eUnited States in months. Seriously. Carry on.
NoS on patrol
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The NoS Party (a member of ISATO, or The eInternational Sea Animal Terrorist Organization) has chosen to invade Honduras as our first act of terrorism.
This war has been made possible through a generous grant of a wealthy patron, as well as the offer of lodging by Gessho on behalf of his ex wife’s in laws. His ex mother in law is purported to be an excellent cook. If things go well, we will continue on to Belize for either raping and pillaging, or hookers and blow. We’ll just see how we’re feeling.
Milk dud rations will be handed out prior to departure.
We have befriended Indonesia and the Socialist Freedom Party, both of whom we intend to stab in the back when it will be most advantageous.
On to other business.
We had a show of hands and by unanimous consent of one we have decided we will be forming our own Congress, entirely separate from the Unity Congress or the AFA’s Congress.
We pledge to work cooperatively with ourselves in formulating new laws for this nation. Our first order of business will be to declare the NoS Party a wholly independent Nation-State, like the Vatican.
Since no one cares that the Vatican did it, well, good for the goose and gander and all that. Tally ho.
As an independent Nation State, The NoS Party will be electing its own Congressmen and I declare myself the new President of The United Nation of The NoS.
Therefore, we hence forth declare war on The United States of America, and demand that you surrender immediately, upon which time we will allow you into us and bestow citizenship on all your diverse peoples.
If you refuse to immediately surrender, there will be some of those, what do you call them…”repercussions”.
Opps I’ve said too much. Goodbye.
END TRANSMISSION.
Static: We've gone from 31st to 20th in the nation in 48 hours. We won't stop until we are a Top 5. Join us and together we will rule the world. Or at least our local farmers market. I sell honey there sometimes, do you like honey? Oh never mind. WORLD DOMINATION!
Mike Ontry is the best thing to happen to the eUnited States in months. Seriously. Carry on.
NoS on patrol
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first squirt
SQRT + Vodka + TLFE
fireflies
❤ candor!
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Nice. Party for the lulz, ok. I undestand that. But you know you will have to pick a side at one point or another if you plan on taking some congress seats.
😁^It's simple actually. Homey don't play that game. If you're for FUN, we're for you, in general.
voted o7
No need to pick a side, you run straight down the middle yelling MILK DUDS!!!!!
And all shall quake in fear. (Or at least fall over laughing, either is fine.)
Derp at sides. Donkeys and dogs all look the same to me.
the impiousness makes me smile, both inside and out.
squirted
lol nice
Homey don't play dat!
Squirt in my toilet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8P9nuXNNsk
lo nice
x2
Isn't the whole game for lulz? (Oakens comment brought that to mind as I re-read it). Or are there actually people here seriously trying to build a fake world because...
I kinda tend to think that if we all aren't here for fun, we're doing it wrong.
Really one of the most pressing issues of our day is this whole mess between Mike and Ike. Is anyone else following that? Mike is totally in the wrong as far as I'm concerned.
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Brilliant!
Mike and Ike are both cool, but i sincerely prefer their cousins, Cherry and Bubb.
Milk Duds si, Whoppers no!
I lol'd, so I voted.