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So, there was this puny alliance. Let's call them...



Well, there was an overzealous burnt out troll in their ranks. Let's call him...



Anyways, the troll thought it would be funny to make fun of an enemy nation. Let's call them...



The troll thought it would be fun to try to poke fun at the enemy nation...

But...



Which resulted in many...



Which in turn, made...



Which ended in even more...





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