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Conservative Victory Party Candidacy

Day 610, 17:51 • Published in USA USA

• by Jaxon Leith

Fellow citizens of eRepublik!

I'm writing to you today under the most dire of circumstances. Liberals are attacking from all over, and they bring the foul smell of socialism and diversity with them! That is why I have declared my candidacy for the party presidency of the Conservative Victory Party. I will lower your taxes by 100% and increase military spending by 1,000,000,000%! So vote for the true conservative, Jaxon Leith!

PS...I have cookies.

*Disclaimer: These promises do not represent actual promises of the Jaxon Leith for PP campaign. They are "for the lulz." The party presidency of said party will give me little to no power whatsoever.*

Comments

Daniel Hawkins Day 610, 17:54

Excellent platform, I love your stance on taxes. Voted, and you have my full endorsement.

Ajay Bruno Day 610, 17:55

Grow up.

Zen Industries Day 610, 17:56

As a liberal myself I ENDORSE THIS MESSAGE!

Crash and Burn Industries Day 610, 17:57

Great Message, may you win and bring this party to victory over all of the pansy, liberal, evil, smelly parties

citizenslave Day 610, 17:58

I wanna party too! I don't have to be...elected or anything, do I?

Saint Benedict Day 610, 17:58

V nice, I likea u.

Tyler Jenkins Day 610, 17:59

You run and I'll join the party and throw a vote your way.

Claire Littleton Day 610, 18:01

I will switch over to your party to just vote you in and I won't run for PP of the LIBS... anything to see Ajay forced out to go to an even smaller party (maybe the Jewish one) and take them over...

Tom McDougal Day 610, 18:03

JAXON FOR PP OF THE CONSERVATIVE VICTORY PARTY !

Keegan Knoll Day 610, 18:05

JAXON FOR PP!!!

Bobbyluigi Day 610, 18:06

HAHAHA Ajay telling someone else to grow up!!

Rex Object Day 610, 18:07

100,000,000% seems a little light. If you want my vote, double that!

Harrison Richardson Day 610, 18:09

I promise you the entire force of the United States Government in making your dreams come true.

Harrison Richardson
President of the United States

Rex Object Day 610, 18:16

Wait...did you say cookies? Count me in.

marquis.esoteric Day 610, 18:18

Jaxon 4 Pres 4 evar

Chris Stanwick Day 610, 18:19

Chris Stanwick approves this campaign, 'nough said.

Emerick Day 610, 18:20

I would like Jaxon to have the position on party president

HeinekenCoC Day 610, 18:21

You have my endorsement which is win

vSkyzv Day 610, 18:21

I approve of this endeavor.

Desertfalcon Day 610, 18:22

Jaxon would like to apply for the position of party president.

ChrisDF0 Day 610, 18:22

/me approves

logan Dunleavy Day 610, 18:24

I approve this message, now go on and ponzer

DrHyde Day 610, 18:27

i like the cookies😃
i vote u😃

Robert Loggia Day 610, 18:41

HRM I THINK YOU MIGHT EVEN BE BETTER THAN AJAY 😁
YOU SURE GOT MY VOTE

Coxswain McGillicutty Day 610, 19:07

Jaxon rocks!

Ajay Bruno Day 610, 19:08

Wow, really? You're going to try to PTO my party too? Grow up Claire. No wonder why this country is going to hell Harrison... with you worrying about nothing but me.

Enoch Root Day 610, 19:30

Ajay, your the little side story for lulz that helps us relax after actually doing some hard work supporting our country.

"Wow, really? You're going to try to PTO my party too? Grow up Claire. No wonder why this country is going to hell Harrison... with you worrying about nothing but me"

No one does this^

Jaxon for PP!

Zen Industries Day 610, 19:49

Enoch, Ajay has delusions of adequacy. Megalomaniacs of the world unite!

stancel Day 610, 19:54

LOL.
will Ajay Bruno lose the PP election...again?

Woxan Day 610, 19:57

I endorse Jaxon for his run for party president.

TheCrimsonPatriot Day 610, 20:32

If you want abortion to be added to the game just so you can be against it, you might be Ajay Bruno.

Angelini Day 610, 21:23

I fully endorse Jaxon in this endeavor. Jaxon for Party President of the Conservative victory (/chuckles) Party!

Mark Valshannar Day 610, 21:40

Ajay Bruno is the messiah sent from Archangel Lenin! You will lose Jaxon!

Bobbyluigi Day 610, 21:52

Honestly Ajay anyone who has a vote for party president isnt going to waste by signing up for your party. No one is going to remember come election day 22 days later oh lets move parties, not save my vote to help fend off a PTO, and vote for Jaxon. Chill out dood your just a little comic relief 😃

Ajay Bruno Day 610, 21:52

Endorsements from liberals and Matt's inner circle. Wow, impressive Jaxon.

Angelini Day 610, 22:23

The only support I've seen for you, Ajay, is a little foul mouthed child that has no concept of game mechanics or rules.

You might want to leash and muzzle your dog Ajay, he's embarrassing you.

Angelini Day 610, 23:31

Now is that CVP or CvP (you know, the REAL Conservative Party)?

Angelini Day 610, 23:50

.....

There are no words.

*cough*multi*cough*

gigmo Day 611, 00:37

I officially endorse Jaxon Leith for PP. Ajay is a tool and not worthy of the presidency of his pathetically small party.

Xiomara Day 611, 00:43

Don't you all have more important things to be doing like killing peace? why PTO a small party?

Angelini Day 611, 00:48

Xiamara, I completely see what you are trying to say. But, and I say this with absolutely no sarcasm intended and I apologize in advance if it comes across wrong, I can do both just fine. But honestly, you get your orders, you fight 5 times, you heal, you read all the newspaper articles about the war, than.....what? You just sit around, bored. This CvP vs. CVP business is a wonderful distraction to the doom and gloom of this war that rages on all around us.

Angelini Day 611, 00:58

And as to question, "why PTO a small party?" That has actually already occurred. To give you a brief history on how the Conservative Victory Party came to be, Ajay Bruno did *not* found it. You see, it takes gold to start a party and you have to start from scratch (ie just the one member). Ajay was given the CVP, formerly known as the Rainbow Party. Someone else won the Party President election, messaged everyone in the party that had an ingame rank higher than Ajay's and asked tham to leave. Once that was accomplished, the PP resigned thus making Ajay the PP by default. Ajay neither founded nor earned the CVP. For all intents and purposes, he "politically took over" the Rainbow Party.