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Congressional Manifesto of Damian Jacob Tamir Jager, November 2009

17 Day 728, 09:00 United Kingdom
Congressional Manifesto of Damian Jacob Tamir Jager: People’s Communist Party Inquiry Chairman, General Manager of the Council Communist Brigade Commune, Former Member of Parliament, Ministry of Trade Apprentice, Ministry of Finance Treasury Analyst, Ministry of Home Affairs Apprentice x3, Chairman and Committee Member of the General Workers’ Union, British Ambassador to Turkey x2, Former British Ambassador to South Africa x2, Editor of the Marx Times, Editor of the Luxembourg Times.

Who am I?

My name is Damian Jacob Tamir Jager, I have been a congressman on behalf of the South East in the past and in that term I tried to make a change for the eUK that would have benefited low-skill members of the eUK greatly, I failed, the eUK failed.

I am a member of the People’s Communist Party, don’t worry, I’m not related to Stalin or Mao, in fact I am not even a Stalinist or a Maoist, I personally discount Stalinism and Maoism as schools of Communism. I am a Council Communist. In the PCP I am the Inquiry Chairman, making sure that there is no rule breaking and foul play amongst the ranks of my comrades.
The People’s Communist Party: http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/the-people-s-communist-party-113/1

I am very IRC active and speak I fluent English and basic Russian, German and French.

I am very forum active also; I am nearing my 1000th post!

I run a commune, The Council Communist Brigade, or CCB, Commune and am soon looking to expand into the weapons market. http://www.erepublik.com/en/organization/1992342

I was a Member of Parliament for the South East of England in August 2009.

I am an Apprentice in the Ministries of Trade, Home Affairs (3rd Term), and Finance (Treasury Analyst) and am British Ambassador to Turkey (2nd Term) and former British Ambassador to South Africa (2 Terms).

I am Chairman and a Committee Member of the General Workers’ Union, the union is under construction and I have done some work with pushing it out into the path to success. The Union will soon have the membership application document up and I am still looking for two more Committee Members, if you are interested please contact us here:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/organization/1899184 with your experience on eRepublik. Also, this is our forums group http://forums.erepublik.co.uk/viewforum.php?f=364

And I am the Editor of the Marx Times and the Luxembourg Times, although I do not publicly express my views on a regular basis, something I would be happy to do if more people were subscribed to my paper.
The Marx Times - http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-marx-times-189095/1
The Luxembourg Times - http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-luxembourg-mail-202836/1

What I hope to do with your vote
My field of most interest is Economics. I hope to help the economy of the eUK grow and help the people even more than the great communist brotherhood of the Internationale already expresses in the their Communist Parties all over the world.

PEACE GC

Now, as you may, or may not, know the PCP has no official Foreign Affairs stance, so each member has their own views in place. I for one do not support PEACE, but then again I do not support EDEN and Brolliance and I never supported Fortis and ATLANTIS (who can blame me, MI6 under ATLANTIS hacked my early 2009 account). I am an anti-imperialist, so I try my hardest not to support any alliance at all, but seeing as the eUK is a PEACE member state, I’ll go with the flow.

The United States of America and Canada

I am anti-America in real life and in eRepublik. America’s war crimes have gone too far and their embassy owes us tens of thousands of pounds in parking tickets (I lol’ed when I saw it on the news). Anyway back to the eUnited States, I think that a conflict of some kind with them is inevitable.

Canada, I love the Canadians, I think they’re cool, apart from their real life politics (Homosexuality is illegal there, btw, I’m not gay)

EDEN

I am not pro-EDEN for the same reasons as I am not pro-PEACE and not pro-USA. Although I like Norway, I don’t know why, I just do... strange.

Why vote for me?

I am an admirable, honourable and first-class candidate; I do everything in my power to help the people that need the help, to help my cause and to help keep the cogs of government running. I am a key part of government, I help wherever they will have me, and I help both with economics and with domestic and military affairs.

People of the South East I love you! I am one of you! Together we can make this world better and we can ride the horse of solidarity all around the world, helping wherever we can.

So on the 25th of November 2009, vote Damian Jacob Tamir Jager for South East of England congressman, please.

For Freedom, Tolerance and Justice!


Also, you’re not on the forums you say!? Why not? Join today!
http://forums.erepublik.co.uk/index.php

Not IRC active, I think you know what I need you to do
http://forums.erepublik.co.uk/irc.php

Spare change? Spare change anyone? Please donate to any one of my orgs and/or me or the government, it all goes to a good cause, trust me I watch what the guys who get it do to it, A WHOLE LOT OF GOOD!!!

As well, please vote and subscribe

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Damian Jacob Tamir Jager
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Damian Jacob Tamir Jager Day 728, 09:12

If anyone wants to know, yes that is me, I am Dylan Ryder (I was being sarcastic, lol)

 
General Workers' Union
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General Workers' Union Day 728, 09:20

This guy is great, please vote for him and donate to the GWU.

 
The Council Communist Brigade
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The Council Communist Brigade Day 728, 09:26

This guy is the best!

 
Bob the terrorist
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Bob the terrorist Day 728, 09:53

DJTJ is a pretty cool comrade.

 
bowen199
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bowen199 Day 728, 10:30

vote for DJTJ

 
Damian Jacob Tamir Jager
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Damian Jacob Tamir Jager Day 728, 11:00

WHOOO!!!

 
Raziel Darkheart
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Raziel Darkheart Day 732, 07:24

You can't write blatant falsehoods in your adverts and expect people not to pick you up on them...You're the most experienced candidate? You self admittedly spam the forums to raise your post count! Is that what passes as experience these days?

 
Pianist_Jack
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Pianist_Jack Day 732, 08:36

"I am very IRC active and speak I fluent English"

The irony!

 
Damian Jacob Tamir Jager
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Damian Jacob Tamir Jager Day 732, 10:07

lol, nice catch... And I though you weren't running this time, so I feel I am the most experienced Raziel...

 
Stefan1992
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Stefan1992 Day 732, 12:04

I think you forgot about me.

 
Damian Jacob Tamir Jager
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Damian Jacob Tamir Jager Day 732, 12:27

Shush, I'm trying to get more votes...

 
Alkainia
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Alkainia Day 733, 11:01

GO DJTJ!

 
Damian Jacob Tamir Jager
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Damian Jacob Tamir Jager Day 733, 11:30

Thankyou, see people of the SE, I am the candidate to vote for...

 
James Glover
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James Glover Day 733, 12:36

Voted - first because of the pic

but very nicely written

 
AltmerVampire
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AltmerVampire Day 733, 14:19

"speak I fluent English"

Lulz

 
Bob the terrorist
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Bob the terrorist Day 734, 07:54

"something I would be happy to do if more people were subscribed to my paper"
You haz 30 subs nows. Whut?

 
Damian Jacob Tamir Jager
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Damian Jacob Tamir Jager Day 735, 12:01

I HAVE 30?! I did not know this...