Congressional Elections, and The Swiss-ish Report

Day 890, 16:01 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Paul Proteus

This article of Good-Bye Blue Monday will be divided into two parts,
-Congress Elections
-The Swiss-ish Report

Starting with,
Congress Elections
Thank you all so much for electiing me to congress, I already have a pic,

It is because of YOU that I am there!
I asked, you voted, not much more,
As usual, Congratulations to Cooldude97, 6 votes, wow 😛 And, sorry Penguin, You and Congress, must not be very good friends ☹
And, for the first time, in my entire eLife, SLP/SFP/PSR have majority…
Let’s ask the Swiss Cow of Destiny ™ what he thinks about that…

“Sweet”. That is what our prophet has to say…Well, at least we know he’s not bipartisan 😛




Lastly, on to...
The Swiss-ish Report

The Swiss-ish Report, What is that? Well, it is latest paper in Switzerland, it will be written by 2 of the 3 funniest people in Switzerland, Me and Penguin4512! (By the way, the third is Icewood), so you should all subscribe now so you don't miss the April edition. It will be published once a month, to ensure quality, and will be epic.
Subscribe Here!

If you want a sample, here is one of the cartoons featured in this months edition:




Well that was today’s article ☺

And Bye Bye Arschmann, I heard you were leaving :/

Here is today’s anime:


And remember, Paul Proteus is out of control!

And, Hail Renouille,


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