Congress Update 2 (maybe not)

Day 2,014, 14:24 Published in Ireland Pakistan by Frodo Tea Baggins

So we turned down the last UK peace deal because it was insulting to Ireland, not only because they changed the original proposal but because they tried it too late. So be it, we are not afraid, we know our time will come. Never giving up I went to question someone in the UK gov't. Let's see how it goes.

Myself,


UK official,



So let's start, do you see what I'm holding?



UK Official: Why yes.

And do you know what they call this part?



UK Official: That would be the head.

And this part?



UK Official: Well that would be the shaft.

And if you were to prepare such a thing for battle how would you go about it?

UK Official: Well first I would shine the head, then I would polish the shaft.

Damn right you would.

Your Goddess,
Aeriala