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Come to the "Dark Side". You`ll love it :P
Now, as I was drinking my coffee I asked to myself “well, is there any reason for me to stay in this country? Is there any reason for somebody to move in this country?”. For an instant I was blocked, but after a while reasons kept coming in my mind, one after another. Believe it or not, there are reasons for one to move in eRomania. Let me see..
-Romania has strong connections with Adminia and Matzalandia. Protected by eGod and Matza. Now, that`s what I call invincibility (yeah, we lost WSR once, because matza was breeding and eGod was sleeping during that time)
-Your land skill is highly appreciated in Romania. Extremely highly, your 4-5 skill brings you 0.6-0.9 gold/day. Now, this is wealthy.
-We have hospitals. Lots of them. In Romania the problem it`s not “why are you wounded” but “why don`t you get wounded”.
-We have Dracula. Taking a walk in the middle of the night dramatically increases your chances that a vampire falls from the sky, grabs your neck, sucks your blood and makes you immortal and accepted in the exclusivist club of sexual-orgies-with-female-vampires. Well, that`s cool.
-Despite vampires presence, we don`t have 1-day -old dead bodies everywhere. At least, not so many. Romania smells of fresh flowers. Ok, I admit, also smells of matza, just a bit. We tried to educate her, but she keeps peaceing everywhere, to mark her territory.
-We even have a church. You must listen to the priest, say “thank you Father….” and you`ll receive a free meal. It`s true that this free meal comes regularly only 2 days before the elections. But of course, you are not obligated to vote the Father as the Romania`s President, because this is NOT electoral bribe. "Take all you can, give nothing back", good old pirate saying
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-If you`ve missed the free meal, still there`s no way to die by starvation in Romania. There are at least 20-25 articles/day offering you cheap food, cheap weapons, cheap wellness, cheap mothers, cheap condoms, cheap votes, cheap anything.
-You`ll never get bored in Romania. We have poets, we have clowns, we have Spreaders of the Lord`s Word, and we have everything that you could possibly wish for.
-If you move to Romania you can save your real-life money usually spent on RL newspapers. You`ll find everything you`re interested in Romania`s media section: latest medicine discoveries, IT trends, fashion trends, stupid or funny jokes, RL geopolitics, TV guides, etc.
-We have at least 10 army battalions. One of them must suits you perfectly. If not, no problem, you can make your own army battalion, and fight PEACE. Oh, in case you are a PEACE member, you can still move in Romania and fight, but feel guilty and truly sorry about that :p
-If you`re still undecided, we have Smif. Who is Smif? Well, it would take me too long to tell you about him,Chuck Norris is just a baby compared to him..but you can e-mail Smif at the address yahoo@smif.com.
-Being imperialistic, on the dark side, of course we have cookies. Lots of cookies, so join us
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P.S: mostly this article it`s a pamphlet. I published it in Indonesia because I like this country ( ) and because of the spam amount in my country. Indos, pls stay home, I know that the only reason convincing you to move to Romania would be a sabotage opportunity
-Romania has strong connections with Adminia and Matzalandia. Protected by eGod and Matza. Now, that`s what I call invincibility (yeah, we lost WSR once, because matza was breeding and eGod was sleeping during that time)
-Your land skill is highly appreciated in Romania. Extremely highly, your 4-5 skill brings you 0.6-0.9 gold/day. Now, this is wealthy.
-We have hospitals. Lots of them. In Romania the problem it`s not “why are you wounded” but “why don`t you get wounded”.
-We have Dracula. Taking a walk in the middle of the night dramatically increases your chances that a vampire falls from the sky, grabs your neck, sucks your blood and makes you immortal and accepted in the exclusivist club of sexual-orgies-with-female-vampires. Well, that`s cool.
-Despite vampires presence, we don`t have 1-day -old dead bodies everywhere. At least, not so many. Romania smells of fresh flowers. Ok, I admit, also smells of matza, just a bit. We tried to educate her, but she keeps peaceing everywhere, to mark her territory.
-We even have a church. You must listen to the priest, say “thank you Father….” and you`ll receive a free meal. It`s true that this free meal comes regularly only 2 days before the elections. But of course, you are not obligated to vote the Father as the Romania`s President, because this is NOT electoral bribe. "Take all you can, give nothing back", good old pirate saying
)-If you`ve missed the free meal, still there`s no way to die by starvation in Romania. There are at least 20-25 articles/day offering you cheap food, cheap weapons, cheap wellness, cheap mothers, cheap condoms, cheap votes, cheap anything.
-You`ll never get bored in Romania. We have poets, we have clowns, we have Spreaders of the Lord`s Word, and we have everything that you could possibly wish for.
-If you move to Romania you can save your real-life money usually spent on RL newspapers. You`ll find everything you`re interested in Romania`s media section: latest medicine discoveries, IT trends, fashion trends, stupid or funny jokes, RL geopolitics, TV guides, etc.
-We have at least 10 army battalions. One of them must suits you perfectly. If not, no problem, you can make your own army battalion, and fight PEACE. Oh, in case you are a PEACE member, you can still move in Romania and fight, but feel guilty and truly sorry about that :p
-If you`re still undecided, we have Smif. Who is Smif? Well, it would take me too long to tell you about him,Chuck Norris is just a baby compared to him..but you can e-mail Smif at the address yahoo@smif.com.
-Being imperialistic, on the dark side, of course we have cookies. Lots of cookies, so join us
.P.S: mostly this article it`s a pamphlet
. I published it in Indonesia because I like this country ( ) and because of the spam amount in my country. Indos, pls stay home, I know that the only reason convincing you to move to Romania would be a sabotage opportunity 
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Pertamax!! then read lol
LOL, you crack me up!
hm... interesting offer...
i do love to be immortal bite by dracula lol, does malika and ival also dracula? lol
too bad you dont have this,
"ih waw!"
wkwkwwkkwkkw
and we have Zoli who is exactlly like Two-face from Batman.
Today he gives advices for a better Romanian industry, next day he spams the media with misguideings or hungarian advices, and also puts -3000 damage against Romania
Q : "..... and we have everything that you could possibly wish for."
hmmm...
@n3m0: i personally know both girls, and I can negotiate such bite for you Given the highly military value of yours, we make concessions )
@moon
dude that sounds awkward..
they've an Angel too
her name is Elena.Coman kyaaaaaaa
ih waw!
wekekekkeekekek
Just to clarify what Sebahmah said I am in RL a Hungarian born in Romania who lives in Romania. I am proud to be a Hungarian born in Romania.
@phortoz: true, and many others
Moon do you talk about Malika Ela?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/principalele-tabloide-ne-au-pregatit-o-surpriza-malika-ela--715463/1/all
really? ~~~
i wanna become "DUCKULA" lol
okay, voted
LOL Great article!
ih waw
temp banned candidate?
but after all.
"so what?"
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
Dark Side > Light Side ^^
I Hate War, but now im a General
this game becoming a war game ...
Let we hear another rhythm.
Put Politics n Social for the next era ...
Politics = more conspiracy
Socials = More love, wedding party ... clones.
)
peace n respect.
Join atlantis, Join the Dark side today.
The Emperor wants you!
Thanks, but no thanks.
I prefer to live in a country where the sun always shine 12 hours a day rather than live in the dark and frozen country.
anyway, I like your black propaganda.
Useless but funny.
ih waw... wkwkwkwkwk
eRomania is like ancient Rome, with lots of civil luxury and lots of wars.
At least that how it seems after reading this article
this one is enough.and it was not necessary to say other reasons:
Romania has strong connections with Adminia and Matzalandia
Yes, in Romania we have now only spam...and nothing else more.
I feel so good to stay away from Romania for the moment
n3m0 my friend, your wife doesn't bite you that much?
Ok, come here to give you the bite of your dreams
May i taste the cookies? If its good hen maybe.
set nawarin kok yg boten2..
ogah ah...
biar kata di cium malika..
@Tóth TamÃ& : (giiz, your name shocks me everytime ) )
NO, if you bite it, you buy it !
malika up, malika down.
wekekeke
Is this why the sun doesn't come to shine upon our lands? Because u have it 12 hours a day? )
Chill, there's no Alaska up here
There u go m8, greetings from the dark side
http://www.livetraffic.ro/
Naaah Pleaze. I give you 1 ron.
Donate 1 RON, I'll send you a cookie. A browser cookie.
@Iluvtar
Don't worry mate.
Eventhough I personally never go to Romania, I know RL Romania is not as bad as I have said. It's must be a beautiful country. I also believe that you all are nice people.
But hei, in this game you and I are enemy. I suppose we have to defend our own country. This time I have to fight back your black propaganda.
prameswara: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYRajKfZYb0
i think that's why your name MoonlightShadow,, because your live in the "dark side"
@the_pal: what can I say ) You got me
hm... nice over but...
i'm a human not a pet..
i through everything to get my dream our dream of course..
not just sit and laugh... behind the hand of eGod
and whatever you say.. you dont have this one
pertamax!! and his one ih waw! and of course this one
/me tabok rumah nia
lol, buy me a ticket and i'm movin' to romania right now!
lol, you're damn right!
i can't explain why GM left us and settled to US....
voted
brilliant;)
and one more I've got for You:
"Evil is a growing industry. We always hiring"
@prameswara: I know, I know
After u lose, come visit us, I'll buy u a beer to go with the cookies
@the_pal: good one )
@malika
lol, I think I will keep that bite only in my dream
@all romanian
In what era, what reality and what universe you can fight eGod????
Only here, we are Supreme Human Being, dare to challenge eGod!, so come here and join us, Fight the Immortal lol
Corrupt me, with gold! $_$
We have at least 10 army battalions. newbies.
Italy has more than 10. and we are 5 times less than you.
LOL!
Wonderful! The funniest article I have ever read. Vote #200
ih waw
Mappina my idol kyaaaaaaa
Voted! )))
looool
Clowns? Oh noes they have carnies! Be afraid!
Heartily voted with many thanks for the good laugh first thing in the morning before work for me. I do have one question though...
Given the type of game we're playing, is it the Dark Side or the Dork Side? Either is completely acceptable of course ;p
Any place were the Churchists have such high power is not for me...
PRIDE
POWER
PAKISTAN
damn romanians.. you are very bad
Oh god I lawled long and hard!
ih waw
not true! i checked both before moving and Indonesia is the cheapest place to live in..
bah... i'm not interest your offer... thx... By The way If u have a dracula maybe we have Kuntilanak and Pocong kekekekkekekeke.....
yeah in romania they are a lots of vampire thats just like Elton John
HAHAHA
I hate vampires
Afraid to garlic....LAME
Use a plastic tooth....More LAme
Use blood as their diet menu.....THE MOST LAMEST THING ON EWORLD!!
Yeah Romania only country for immitation Twilight
Come to the "Saritem" in Indonesia. You (Romanian) will love it )
@Ninja Lho
no... Don't go to Saritem... But please go to Dolly or Jarak... kekkekekkekeke
Let The Force be with Us...
New auto-updated dynamic world map:
Please vote this article up!
I apologize for the spam, but I'm sure it's worth a click:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/new-dynamic-world-map-always-up-to-date-762660/1/all
lol....nice one....
Love your article,esp in the "sexual-orgies-with-female-vampires" section....But, I love my country so deeply,thx but no thx for the offering... ;p
I do not like how some (a lot) romainan play this game, but I like humor! Great add! :D:D But I'm staing in Indo, sorry...
@ ninja and jay, please put Sarkem too
wkewkekwkeek
ih waw!
eGod=admins
it's true, they're with romania
Az annyyaaaa picsáját...
ih waw