Chutleys Respond to the Changes
Chutley
CHUTLEYS RESPOND TO THE CHANGES
Both alteregos had a conversation this morning about how they feel about the new changes and the uproar that surrounds them. Here is a summary of the pledges they made:
Nice: I find myself frustrated, but I will be patient and optimistic.
Evil: I find myself wanting to hunt down that no-life fake ass, two-bit philosopher and pound him into aged Greek kebabs.
Nice: I am losing my motivation to play this game and I don’t like the feeling.
Evil: I am glad that I am one step closer to quitting this god-forsaken game and have a deep desire that the admins make even worse changes in the coming days so I can sever my ties with these chucked up chuckers.
Nice: If I leave I will do so with grace. I will publish an article stating my reasons and saying goodbye to my friends.
Evil: If I leave I will mercilessly insult Nice Chutley on the way out and also probably post a picture of testicles.
Nice: I will miss the friends I’ve met through eRepublik.
Evil: I don’t give a damn about them as long as it means I can say goodbye to that puss alterego of mine and go back to my real life persona of being a complete dick to everyone I meet.
Nice: I will stay and try to make the best of it. I will take my own advice and concentrate on the people, rather than the website.
Evil: I will stay and pollute the forums with previously unseen levels of profanity until I am forced to leave. Then I will create a new character and do the same thing over and over and over again. I will also respond to every single shout with denigrating comments until you all unfriend me. Then I will friend new people and do the same to them.
Nice: I will continue writing articles, so long as there are people around to read them.
Evil: I will continue publishing articles, but I will not write a single word. Instead I will post lurid pictures and symbolic figures that represent hatred and disgust.
Nice: I will increase my involvement and try to model myself after some of the great leaders in this game.
Evil: I will turn into Pizza the Hut.
Well, there you have it. A word from each of us. We shall see which one wins out in the end.
Best,
Chutleys
---> Also, what the hell - shout this for fun?
Comments
Pledgamaxx secured
Voted for Evil
I almost vomited on that last one for Evil Chutley, good work. Keep it up, and keep your head up.
Voted for Good (one PtH is enough)
Not disappointed at neither of you.
The admin's next move is to change us all into Pizza the Hut.
Voted and pissed off at admin yet again.
It's not that bad...
speaking of testicles...
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-things-that-are-doing-it-i-hate-it-when-it-gets-all-crusty.jpg
I don't think you could ever be mad enough to turn into a low life, unsuccessful PTOer
Are you sure your not bipolar 🙂 Nice article
"I will stay and pollute the forums with previously unseen levels of profanity until I am forced to leave. Then I will create a new character and do the same thing over and over and over again."
Hahaha, win.
voted-good
I unsubscribed and subscribed again just to be able to say V+S. That's how much I agree with this.
Voted for both: fuckin funny dude!
to bad real life media doesn't have chutley as a reporter
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Gopats gave me an idea. Have you ever considered talk radio?
I think you got it all. Loved this article.
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