Chutleys Respond to the Changes

Day 1,299, 11:25 Published in USA USA by Chutley


CHUTLEYS RESPOND TO THE CHANGES

Both alteregos had a conversation this morning about how they feel about the new changes and the uproar that surrounds them. Here is a summary of the pledges they made:





Nice: I find myself frustrated, but I will be patient and optimistic.

Evil: I find myself wanting to hunt down that no-life fake ass, two-bit philosopher and pound him into aged Greek kebabs.



Nice: I am losing my motivation to play this game and I don’t like the feeling.

Evil: I am glad that I am one step closer to quitting this god-forsaken game and have a deep desire that the admins make even worse changes in the coming days so I can sever my ties with these chucked up chuckers.



Nice: If I leave I will do so with grace. I will publish an article stating my reasons and saying goodbye to my friends.

Evil: If I leave I will mercilessly insult Nice Chutley on the way out and also probably post a picture of testicles.



Nice: I will miss the friends I’ve met through eRepublik.

Evil: I don’t give a damn about them as long as it means I can say goodbye to that puss alterego of mine and go back to my real life persona of being a complete dick to everyone I meet.



Nice: I will stay and try to make the best of it. I will take my own advice and concentrate on the people, rather than the website.

Evil: I will stay and pollute the forums with previously unseen levels of profanity until I am forced to leave. Then I will create a new character and do the same thing over and over and over again. I will also respond to every single shout with denigrating comments until you all unfriend me. Then I will friend new people and do the same to them.



Nice: I will continue writing articles, so long as there are people around to read them.

Evil: I will continue publishing articles, but I will not write a single word. Instead I will post lurid pictures and symbolic figures that represent hatred and disgust.



Nice: I will increase my involvement and try to model myself after some of the great leaders in this game.

Evil: I will turn into Pizza the Hut.




Well, there you have it. A word from each of us. We shall see which one wins out in the end.

Best,
Chutleys






---> Also, what the hell - shout this for fun?