Christmas Awards

Day 395, 19:10 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by taytaz

Christmas time is drawing nearer and nearer to us in the UK, and with the celebration of Christmas inevitably comes the New Year. In typical fashion, I have decided to let some of the more stony-faced amongst our ranks work out a serious and moving Christmas speech, but I, and Rastari, along with Bob Boblo, aim to deliver something more akin to 'light relief.'

Part of this would manifest itself in the form of a series of Christmas awards. These range from the absurd 'best spammer' to the slightly more meaningful 'Most Active and Highest Achieving' to the frankly mentally questionable 'Best Cabbage'.

But why are you telling me all this a few days before the speech is even due, well, this is the cool part. We need you to tell us a few memorable people. Who first welcomed you to this country, who put you out of business? We need names of people that are exceptional, in any way shape or form.

So, if you know somebody that is a rampant anti-commie, or you think would win an award, post here, likewise, if you think that there is a category that you think deserves a winner, post it. Remember, this is all i jest, so don't cry when you find you've been named control freak of the year 😛