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Dear citizens of the eUS,
Our great nation has many foes, and we fight each day against relentless enemies, spending our time and money for the glory and independence of our beloved country. Regrettably, the battlefield is not the only place where the enemies of the United States are fighting against everything we have strived to build. Yes, I am talking about traitors. Yes, I am talking about “him”:
Ajay Bruno, also known as Pizza the Hut, Pizza the Hut II, and in his latest incarnation: General Cartman Lee.
To prevent him from getting his hands on a Top 5 party to hurt the eUS even more, I will be running against him in the Party President elections of the New Conservative Party (NCP). All American citizens who don’t want to see their country destroyed by this traitor should join NCP on February 15th, and help us prevent this catastrophe.
WHY IS HE DANGEROUS?
Calling someone a traitor is a very serious accusation. Luckily, the list of crimes Pizza the Hut has committed against our country - and the international community in general - are so plentiful, and so well-documented that one can easily understand why the eUS Congress has declared him a traitor, and forbid any Congressman to grant him eUS citizenship.
HELPING ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES:
PTOs (Political Take Over) have been a method of attack against a country, where the enemies of the country get citizenship, and try to harm the nation from inside using many tools available. Some examples are:
- Using donation laws to steal money from the treasury
- Using donation laws to block the daily transfer of 100.000 currency, which is crucial for supporting the military
- Using Natural Enemy laws to interfere with foreign affairs and management of battles
- Impeaching the rightfully elected president
- Electing their own puppet president
- Granting citizenship to more enemies of the nation in order to increase their political power.
This is why enemies of a nation must never be allowed citizenship. If you allow some, they will choose their own congressman and allow more of the same, like an infectious disease. Once it starts, it is extremely hard to revert it. Not to mention the economic benefits these opponents obtain from being an eUS citizen.
PIZZA THE HUT HAS HELPED COUNTLESS ENEMIES OF THE eUS TO GET INTO THE COUNTRY (Serbians, Hungarians, so on and so forth). AS IF THIS WEREN’T ENOUGH HE PUBLICLY THREATENED TO DO SO AGAIN.
Pizza the Hut loves to act as if he were a patriot, so that he can fool young players with strong nationalistic and religious feelings. He posts pictures of American flags; eagles are everywhere. Sometimes he includes pictures relating to Christianity, and even uses “lolcat” pictures to make himself look adorable.
Did you know that this person has told me he considers himself an American only as a secondary identity? Yes, you heard it right. He identifies himself through his pre-American ethnicity, and does not feel any attachment to the United States, or its past deeds.
This person, who readily accuses people of being inferior due to their ethnic origins, doesn’t consider himself an American in the first place.
Is that a crime? Not really. Is it proof that his self-proclaimed patriotism is nothing but a lie? Hell yes!
INTERNATIONAL SCAM OF MORE THAN 1000 GOLD
Pizza the Hut promised to donate 1 gold to every subscriber if he reached more than 1000 subscribers. Guess what? He got all those subscriptions!
Then his article mysteriously disappeared. Now, this wasn’t unexpected – he has scammed many people before. Because of this, to prevent him from having a convenient lie as to why he won’t donate to gold, people took screenshots of every comment in the article.
Still, he didn’t pay anyone!
The details can be found in this article by Gnilraps: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/who-loved-winter-the-dolphin--1962353/1/20
HE HAS BEEN BANNED FOR MULTIACCOUNTS THREE TIMES
That’s why Ajay Bruno = Pizza the Hut = Pizza the Hut II = General Cartman Lee. When he can’t fool enough young players, he resorts to “other options” to win the elections. He is persistent, that’s for sure.
AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON…
I would talk about his racist remarks, his real life criminal activities, and his vulgar comments and threats on the IRC when he doesn’t get what he wants, but I am already tired of writing about him.
ONE THING IS CERTAIN: PIZZA SHOULD BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!
Help us defeat him!
Date: February 15th 2012
Party: New Conservative Party (NCP)
Vote for: Kemal Ergenekon
And Pizza, you should have never forgotten one basic fact…
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