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candidacy for Kıbrıs reyis [february/march , 2013]

Day 1,891, 11:52 Published in Cyprus Cyprus by Dr. Packesel

qnqiler,

Ben reyis istiyorum. Neden? Bilmiyorum :( tmm knki.

Benim plans:

Inland:

We have lots of 0/10 friends or failing attempts to get 10/10 liek turkey. We are trying the same, but will be succesfull. 10/10 for every cypriot. We will control middle east. We will stationate at every important position a donkey with a SAM-missile, so evil swiss people can't conquer us.




Alliance:

We were once TERRA, then we got backstabbed by baba, we were'd not afraid and went neutral. Being neutral is cool. But I have a cooler plan. We will found a new alliance. Meme-göt-am. Who is Meme-göt-am?



eCyprus
elulgaria
eMongolia

We seek for a mongolian-lulgarian brotherhood. And we will be the middle of them like Lefkosa on our island.

Foreign affairs:

Under my reyis, we will NE switzerland, because we hate their neutrality. We are more liek germany. Ambitious and misunderstood. We will support Belfast Brigade and an unified Ireland. We will support anan and NE baba, after we conquered Switzerland.


Cabinet:

My cabinet will be a strong cabinet, who are loyal to my kingdom.

Prime minister:
Rauf Raif Denktas
His experience in fighting goat cheese may help us for the endsieg.

Ministry of foreign affairs:
Daghdha
He speaks 6 languages fluently. German, english, mongolian, urdu, fyromian and irish. He is a obstinate politicians, who will help us to gain 10/10.

Ministry of pampuan
pampuan reyis
moooooooooon mini ma moo mi mo ma mooon mini. His bulgarian is almost fluent.

ministry of hrhrkitttieeeee
Hello Kitty
She's such a hot french girl. I'm in love with her.

ministry of vulu vuku ché avuit moi
Finway

Our turkish-french armenian guy from baku. A diplomatic guy who will strength our friendship with mongolia & lulgurrrrria.



Sadly, nobody would support me anyway, especially no party, so we will not gain 10/10 :(

 

Comments

marcelbok
marcelbok Day 1,891, 11:56

hahahaha votado

Rauf Raif Denktas
Rauf Raif Denktas Day 1,891, 12:03

pampuan language is the best language ever

adamjensenn
adamjensenn Day 1,891, 12:17

๏̯͡ ๏

Kaniballos
Kaniballos Day 1,891, 12:29

HeIlo Kitty
HeIlo Kitty Day 1,891, 13:13

huhu hot froggies \o/ :****

invaluable
invaluable Day 1,891, 13:16

haahhaha, lmao xD

Colonel Dag
Colonel Dag Day 1,891, 13:19

﴾͡๏̯͡๏)

smirnofftoi
smirnofftoi Day 1,891, 13:20

bu hangi dilde ayzılmış la taranslate çözemedi ...

CamiIo Cienfuegos
CamiIo Cienfuegos Day 1,891, 13:23

karını sikeym

The Girl with the Owl Tattoo
The Girl with the Owl Tattoo Day 1,891, 13:46

smirnofftoi glugluca daha taranslate ye eklenmedi.

ccc inci reiz ccc
ccc inci reiz ccc Day 1,891, 15:09

olrayt

Finway
Finway Day 1,891, 15:29

Agreed with everything except the territory to get
We're heart of the balkan
Kosovo is our motherland
Don't escape our Orthodox soul

Supported by CNG political party o/
May the force of the Great Pope Recep be with you and your hemorroids little Donkey < 3

ElRoi
ElRoi Day 1,891, 19:29

At last, a serious-minded leader!
v

Georgelakeland
Georgelakeland Day 1,892, 06:14

voted for the nice try images..

CDefactorC
CDefactorC Day 1,894, 12:59

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New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 1,894, 23:47

Your presidential goals are commendable: 10/10s and a United Ireland. Supported and Voted! o7

 
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