candidacy for Kıbrıs reyis [february/march , 2013]

Day 1,891, 11:52 Published in Cyprus Cyprus by Dr. Packesel

qnqiler,

Ben reyis istiyorum. Neden? Bilmiyorum 🙁 tmm knki.

Benim plans:

Inlan😛

We have lots of 0/10 friends or failing attempts to get 10/10 liek turkey. We are trying the same, but will be succesfull. 10/10 for every cypriot. We will control middle east. We will stationate at every important position a donkey with a SAM-missile, so evil swiss people can't conquer us.




Alliance:

We were once TERRA, then we got backstabbed by baba, we were'd not afraid and went neutral. Being neutral is cool. But I have a cooler plan. We will found a new alliance. Meme-göt-am. Who is Meme-göt-am?



eCyprus
elulgaria
eMongolia

We seek for a mongolian-lulgarian brotherhood. And we will be the middle of them like Lefkosa on our island.

Foreign affairs:

Under my reyis, we will NE switzerland, because we hate their neutrality. We are more liek germany. Ambitious and misunderstood. We will support Belfast Brigade and an unified Ireland. We will support anan and NE baba, after we conquered Switzerland.


Cabinet:

My cabinet will be a strong cabinet, who are loyal to my kingdom.

Prime minister:
Rauf Raif Denktas
His experience in fighting goat cheese may help us for the endsieg.

Ministry of foreign affairs:
Daghdha
He speaks 6 languages fluently. German, english, mongolian, urdu, fyromian and irish. He is a obstinate politicians, who will help us to gain 10/10.

Ministry of pampuan
pampuan reyis
moooooooooon mini ma moo mi mo ma mooon mini. His bulgarian is almost fluent.

ministry of hrhrkitttieeeee
Hello Kitty
She's such a hot french girl. I'm in love with her.

ministry of vulu vuku ché avuit moi
Finway

Our turkish-french armenian guy from baku. A diplomatic guy who will strength our friendship with mongolia & lulgurrrrria.



Sadly, nobody would support me anyway, especially no party, so we will not gain 10/10 🙁