Canada is in Danger of being PTOed! [alert level: RED]
Chucky Norris
Vote this up it's a matter of national security!
Yes you heard it first here!
Canada is being PTOed! But this time it's not by hungarian or serbian, we have been infected by aliens or japaneese, must have been the japaneese... This form of contamination as never been seen by the expert at Health Canada. And we are currently working with our american collegue and scientist from Eden. It has yet to be proven if it was related to any Peace experiment, as only Eden country have seen infected, altought Canada is Clearly the main cluster of Infection.
If you want to recognize the infected they oftenly respond to any question by the word Hyuu!
Even tought it doesnt make any sense it's clearly a way to communicate between them. This form of primal communication is also believed to be only a vocal part of a telepathic communication method. They act brainless and seem to have rituals like sitting idly under the rain. So far no one has been hurt but there is a strange number of unexplained dissapearance lately.
I have received Intel that they are currently plotting to infect one of the Presidential Candidate to rule this country. So far The CSD has been compromised, with it's leader believe to be the Main thinker of this whole invasion. Several congressmen have also been touched by the infection. So far no one know if this infection is being propagaded by aerial means or fuilds, but one thing is sure, we have to raise the level of alert.
I have already taken the security protocol to a higher level with the cabinet and president and we have moved them to a safe location in the northern territories.
It is higly advised to keep your children inside at all time to prevent them of being contaminated.
For everyone else, grab a torch and let's begin the great Purge of our Society!
Burn the Hyuu! And let's build a safer future for our children.
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Update 15:30 [eastern time]
Biohazard Team have been deployed to contain the most contiminated provinces, such as Alberta [Current residing area of the CSD leader]
The CAF has been deployed in the rest of the country to make sure that the population doesnt Panic.
Vous l'aurez entendu ici en premier!
Le Canada est en train de se faire PTO! Mais cette fois ci, les hongrois ou les serbes n'en sont pas la cause, il s'agit d'une infection soit par les E.-T. ou bien les japonais, ça doit être les japonais...
cette forme de contamination n'a jamais été vu par les expert de Santé Canada. Et nous travaillons en ce momment avec nos collègues américains et scientifiques de Eden. Il n'est pas exclu que ce soit le résultat de certaine expérience de PEACE, puisque seul des pays d'eden on été touché, mais le Canada est clairement le noyau de l'infection.
Si vous vouler reconnaître les infectés, ils répondent souvent à toutes les questions par le mot Hyuu!
Même si cela ne fait aucun sens, il est clair que c'est une façon de communiquer par une méthode télépatique. Même s'il agissent comme des zombie, il ont des rituels comme se tenir immobile sous la pluie. Personne n'a été blessé pour l'instant mais on rapporte de nombreuse disparition étrange.
J'ai également reçu des information selon lesquelles un des candidats à la présidence est ciblé. Jusqu'à maintenant, le CSD a été compromis, et nous pensons même qu'il est le principal architecte de cette invasion. Plusieurs congressistes ont également été touché par l'infection. Personne ne sait si l'infection est propagé par voie aérienne ou par transmissions de fluide corporel, mais une chose est sure, nous devons élevé le niveau d'alerte!
J'ai déjà agit selon le protocole de sécurité et placé le président et son cabinet dans un endroit sur dans les territoires du nord.
Il est fortement conseillé de garder vos enfants à l'intérieur en tout temps afin de prévenir toute contamination.
Pour tous les autres, attraper une torche et allons commencer cette grande purge de notre société.
Brûlons le Hyuu et batissons un futur plus sécuritaire!
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Mis à jour 15:30 [heure de l'est]
Des équipes Biochimiques ont été déployés dans les provinces les plus touchés comme l'Alberta, résidence du chef du CSD.
Les FAC ont été déployé dans le reste du pays afin de maintenir l'ordre.
Chuck quote of the day: We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Comments
~hyuu~.
What are hyuu talking about? Oh shi-
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Charmander had a sex change....and that isn't code for any of you who don't understand 😛
May the ~hyuu~ scorch and burn ~yuu~
~hyuu~
This is ridiculous I haven't been infected at all. This is chucky just scare monger- ~hyuu~ ~hyuu~ ~hyuu~
LOL - well done chucky!
~hyuu~
join the revolution
cough *~hyuu~*
~hyuu~
Have you understood my telepathic message? 😉
~hyuu~
Voted!
I like your style.
Brul...~hyuu~
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Voted.
~hyuu~
~hey uu~ ~~ ~hyuu~ has been infected? Whyee are perfectluu fhyne.
~hyuu~
😁))
voted
-anuu- -anuu- -anuu-
OMG we're gonna die!
Make a vaccine against Hyuuism!
Spend billions of CAD for it like IRL!
~hyuu~ are getting sleepy...
~hyuu~ are getting very, very sleepy...
~hyuu~ will obey only the sound of my voice...
~hyuu~ will donate ten gold & five firearms to me...
~hyuu~ will then be protected from infection...
~hyuu~ must be aware of the inflection of ~hyuu~...
If it sounds like ~hyuu~, it is probably too late... sorry!
-anuu- is here for you Canada.
Dear lord, it's already started. ...~hyuu~ zombies will soon attack
what the.... 😕
CSD for ever!
~hyuu~
This is just ~hyuu~ envy
~hyuu~.
I told you, my residence is Quebec! xD
Look like Hyuu would turn into New Plague! why not call it like "Hyuu Plague"
hweee lafff hyuu!
~hyuu~
I am un-infected; and will stay that way. (I have built up an immunity.)
Citizen B
~hyuu~
umm... what exactly is this... disease is possible in this game???
or is this all a joke towards HYUU?
I don't get it, this is just stupid, you clearly cant be infec~hyuu~
Oh no it's too late the infection is here!
If anyone receiving this message move north, they can't stand the cold, we will organise resistance from there.
To every citizen head north, take only what's necessary and Drive as far as you can.
To CAF troop, Hed to the northen base of Alert, try to talk with your commander and we will send EVAC, but hurry up, in 10 standard hour we will cut communication with anyone left behind.
May the luck be with you...
hyuu, sha na na now. BTO
Ahhh~hyuu~chooo!
~hyuu~ ITS HAPPENING!
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so.
Nice distraction, it's really France.
Wtf is this. How can people be ok with blatant racism like this, it's rediculous. Honestly, this is the reason why people hate the internet and the people like this that think they can say anything they want behind the animosity of a screen name.
Grow up, seriously.
OH GOD IT'S COMING RUN HIDE TAKE COVER
[Word that starts with H and rhymes with "You"😉 certain this is a problem?
I have the cure! I HAVE THE CURE!!!!!
but it'll cost you 29.99 CAD per dose
send it to my account.