Canada, Greetings from America!

Day 548, 17:07 • Published in Canada USA • by Harrison Richardson
Canada, I come with greetings from America!. First, let me introduce myself. I'm Harrison Richardson, more commonly known as HR or Harrison, and I'm currently the United States Secretary of State (akin to a Minister of Foreign Affairs). I have some important news for you, the populous, as well as other general things.

Firstly, let me state just how much the United States values Canada as an ally. When I think of long-term allies for our country, I think of four nations. They are the United Kingdom, Spain, Sweden, and Canada. We value your friendship, your intelligence services, your military efforts (your helping us in the Ireland-USA war games was clutch), and your contributions overall as allies. However, I'm here to ask Canada, and your legislature, a simple request: Don't join an alliance too quick.

What we're seeing right now in the E-World is, more or less, disinformation being flung back and forth. Across my e-desk every morning comes about 20 PM's and a handful of new threads. Within those messages, I probably get 5 to 6 conflicting intelligence reports. It just goes to show how unstable the E-World is right now, and I think the United States has made a solid decision when we announced our neutrality last night. Certainly we won't be without an alliance forever, but it isn't hard to realize just how bad the situation is right now in the international scene. Jumping into an alliance, in this citizen's humble opinion, because of fear is the wrong way to go about things. The United States pledges our full military support, down to our last penny, to defend Canada and our other allies at all costs.

I hope that Canada will join the United States in our short stint of neutrality and, soon, we can work together to form an alliance; form an alliance based on stability. We will always think of Canada as friends and we hope to continue our lasting relationship with you.

Now, I give you some American treats before I head back over the border:





and one more.. oh god.