Britain's got Queens - The Final 3
Day 2,785, 07:16
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by Mr Woldy
Citizens!
Time to introduce our final 3!
Late last week, you would have seen that I began a quest for a new bride. Over the weekend, maidens and mandems from across the world have been battling their way through a series of trials designed to help me select a final 3 to go to a public vote.
I had a whopping FIFTEEN applications wow!
And they ranged from the good, the bad, and the ugly.
You can see the performance of all applicants HERE, alongside their total score and aggregate scores listed alongside their entries.
As you can see from the document, our three finalists are:
Madelina De Melrose, with 18 points!
Highlight of the trials: Captain von Trapp? Yes please!
Rory Winterbourne II, with 17 points!
Highlight of the trials: That artwork! Did a computer do it? Who knows?? But it’s great! (Also good album choice).
And last and least, Karacticus, also with 17 points!
Highlight of the trials: Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou
Other honourable mentions go to:
Voodoomike, for best joke.
Adastros & Prof. J. Moriarty for best artworks (featured below).
JiminyChristmas for being one of 2 people to know Rihanna’s songs.
CptChazbeard for being the only person outside the top 3 to know Old McDonald has a gun.
But wait!
The keen minded amongst you will remember that a fourth person will be included in the poll. The eUK’s Royal Bridal Wild Card.
Who could it be?
Prof. J Moriarty, Untitled
Not Moriarty. But... of course! It’s our very own fountain of royalist delusion, the false king Willy!
So what are you waiting for! Great Britain, the time has come for you to vote for your next Queen!
HERE’S THE VOTING FORM
Results will be announced on Friday!
Wildcard!
Thanks for reading,
Mr Woldy.
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Since being appointed King of the eUK I've ran a few charity schemes to encourage newer players to get involved. Feel free to message me for some free stuff if you are level 1-25 and meet any of the following criteria:
Woldy's Urban Achievers - Food and guns rewarded for: Publishing an article; being elected into any position; being awarded any medal; posting on forums.
Royal Writers: 150 GBP for publishing an article and an extra 300 GBP for any article you write that reaches the top 5.
And now - Woldy's Warriors: Start up kit of Guns and food for anyone who feels like they don't pack a big enough punch.
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Adastros, ‘Kevin’
Further artworks will be displayed as the month goes on.
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glorious choice for the wildcard slot
o7 HAIL QUEEN WOLDY
If anyone wants to proclaim me queen then I'm up for that.
I proclaim you Groom of the Stool
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Does that make Gali a turdpolisher?
A *Royal* turdpolisher
"Other honourable mentions go to:
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JiminyChristmas for being one of 2 people to know Rihanna’s songs."
: ((
I've been trying on dresses all weekend - I'm gonna make a lovely Queen.
A King is not appointed.
A King earns his power by right
You don't do that.
how can somebody earn something 'by right'. By definition that's an oximoron.
One might suggest, given his ignorance on certain matters, that Willy is certainly part of that definition...
In which case the only thing you've earned is second place in an Ajay Bruno impersonators contest amd you're the only one who entered.
You're showing your 'doesn't know anything about history' side again Ajay! Lots of Kings are appointed. Some are even voted in! In fact, the concept of Divine Rights of Kings was on the way out by the enlightenment, and was legally done away with in England as early as 1688 when Parliamentary sovereignty was constitutionally established! Wow!
In a more contemporary sense, this might be of interest to you!!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy
And more relevant to how the eUK did it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_succession#Appointment.2C_election.2C_tanistry.2C_and_rotation
Thank you for posting the Wikipedia link - I am interested in the history of monarchy, and of different forms of monarchy.
Ajay, you've been here for 5 months, Woldy has been here for over 6 years. Before you start talking about right, you should get that entitled silver-spoon out yo mouf.
Oh snap
But a king can choose his queen, and I think you're in with an excellent shout.
ALL HAIL QUEEN WILLY!
The only reason why those three are left is because Butjam is absent... He was the rightful winner of the eRepublik Miss World competition if it wasn't for bogotry of the judges and someone like King Woldy deserves someone like Butjam on his arm...
Oh this is why I love the eUK
I vote for Madelina cause she feeds me.
You need hairy queen, pick a hairy beast like wookie