Hear No Evil

Here I am. Back from Prague. Back in this browser game. Trying to figure out what exactly I should write. Lovely city Prague, by the way. It has a really nice gothic feeling and it's... Well... Big.
I wonder how many e-czechs have ever been to Romania.


Me in the old center of Prague. The RL one I mean. Got it? OK.

It's been a while since my last article and a lot of things have happened. Too many to list them all here. But the major disappointment is that nothing funny has happened. Well except for this article. And maybe this one. I'm talking about the comments of course.

What with the country running smoothly and Mr. Mcwilliams guiding it through what seems a quite transparent mandate, nothing really worth of noting is happening.
Omae got his newspaper back. And while he is bewildered by the fact that he got it "stolen" in the first place my personal bewilderment is why the f**ck anyone cares? I may be too young in this game to understand this but all his latest articles are just some mediocre Star Wars spoofs which I don't find funny at all. Again, that may very well be because of my age in this game.
Aaaanyway it seems that he's starting a party of his own which promotes free thinking and general can't-be-arsed-ness so if you want to have problems with the admins and generally piss off people, this is the party for you.


Now officialy a party of madmen, near you.

I guess that the big news today would be the party leadership elections. While I don't care that much to check up on the other big parties, the one situation that I am familiar with is that of the PL party where JoaoSatan is turning out to be a very acclaimed candidate. I personally wouldn't have voted for someone with that name and it's not because I'm religious, because I'm not. Then again my nickname is that of a god so what do you know, I'm a hypocrite again. Who knew, right?
Jokes aside, all the "important" people in PL seem to trust his skills, he's also the new head of the Room of Commerce and he seems eager to do this. So in that light, he's got my vote.

If we look past our borders we find the ukrainians trying to convince Hungary to give them back their originary lands. Dnipro and Siveria are two of the most important regions of RL Ukraine, what with Dnipro housing the capital and all, and apparently the mean hungarian oppressors... I mean friends and allies, are refusing to return them to their rightful owner under the pretext that they need to keep an open border with Podolia to prevent an all out Romanian attack on Ukraine. Because apparently everyone knows that Romania can spare 5000 gold and are generally d**ks so they shouldn't be trusted. This open dispute has been brewing for about three months now and this writer is curious if it will ever be resolved in another way than open war.


This picture was taken today in the middle of Kiev.

Farther away we find our american allies in a bit of a pickle. It seems that Colombia and Russia are blocking their initiative and parter, the new Russian "imperator" is hellbent on defeating them. Apparently he has declared that he will spend as much RL money as is needed to reach that goal. Them russians sure hate americans, don't they. And as retarded as bringing RL hate into a game like this one is, you have to hand it to parter for his commitment. It's kind of cute really. Them releasing their RL frustrations through a game. Frustrations that have been gathering since the damn cold war if we really think about it.

So let's recap. We have two moderately funny articles. We have the new presidency and it's sidekicks steering the country into clear waters. We have Omae who got his 28546th newspaper back and who's starting a party that promotes getting yourself banned. We've got Hungary keeping hold of Ukraine's historical regions much like a crack-whore keeps a hold of her cheapest dealers. And finally we have the new Genghis Khan of the far east in none other than a normal russian bloke.

So until the dreadful next time, this has been Ra. Bringing you the latest random s**t in eRepublik.

Ceau, ceau.


PS: it seems that hungarians celebrate their failures as much as they celebrate their victories. As a favourite saying of mine goes: nu-s ei prosti degeaba...