Bored? I Don't Blame You!
PigInZen
Presidential Platform part 5 - MOAR FUN AND LULZ
MOAR FUN
Everybody has been bitching lately about how boring things have gotten in the eUS. I agree. I was so bored that I was forced to run for President to give myself something fun to do. Since we all cannot run for POTUS the least I could do is try to make things more fun around here for everyone else. After all, you don't want to elect a Stiff-in-Chief, do you?
I didn't think so.
Case in point: the attitude and morale of you all will dictate how successful we are in the game as a country. If your attitude or morale sucks, we won't be able to get shit done. If we're not getting shit done then we're going to fail, no matter how good our government programs and planning is. In short FUN --> EFFORT --> SUCCESS. It's a simple equation and I've dedicated my potential furture Presidential term to thinking about things to make this game more FUN.
Just what is fun, anyway?
Let's face it. We play eRepublik because we're bored in real life. The game is interesting but not enough so we create forums and IRC channels to keep ourselves entertained in between the eRepublik clicking. So much is developed offsite, like government structures, organizations, planning, etc., that it really dwarfs the game. But I'm not here to talk about more of that crap. What I am proposing is elevating the profile of the Department of Fun (didn't know we had one, didja?) and making its function integral to everything the Executive does.
EDIT: This is one big retention plan, I would like to point out. It dovetails with other objectives I have identified in my platform articles so far.
I give you: The Department of Fun
The Department of Fun needs to be taken completely seriously.
Oh sure, I know what you're thinking. More Bureaucracy, more bullshit. Nope. I have a very special plan cooked up for this Department, one that will give each and everyone of you your own reason for logging in every day. Fun will be the guiding principle of my administration (I already do boring quite well, just read the previous four articles...) and I will stress to everyone EVERYDAY just how important it is that they step back and think about making things more fun.
I have someone in mind to run the show but he'll need some helpers, people that aren't afraid do a bit of trolling, to run a lottery, to run a casino, etc. His money quote: "We've got some fun planned at the Department of Fun. I hope ya'll are ready for it." His first initiative: Thirty Days of Fun
1. Thirty Days of Fun: Small challenges every day for a month, each with a prize. Things like "best Zoli joke gets one gold." Or a Q5 weapon. Or food for a week. Every weekend the prizes will be BIGGER.
2. The National Lottery (and Casino): Wait. Did you say LOTTERY? AND A CASINO!?!? What the hell have you been smoking, Pig? I did say both of those things. The lottery would be run from the eusforum.com site and have daily drawings with prizes and cash to winners. Since it'll be run by the eUS government you won't have to worry about someone making off with 50% of the take. Any proceeds will go towards the military. The casino is a nifty little idea I had a week or so ago. We'll take bets on an assortment of events, from real life sporting events to in-game events, like, say, Ajay Bruno returning to take over some small poor unfortunate country or the possibility that Woxan is actually Uncle Sam's multi. 😃
3. The General Fun Council: Will handle media articles lampooning other citizens and events and just generally pitching in to help out with projects.
4. Interparty War Instigators: Highlighting the latent hatred that exists out there between various subgroups. My money is on the Cock Puncher's Party winning all brawls. Either them or the Beta Giants...
5. The Fun Police: A sekrit group to enforce fun at all levels of society. They will come from all the parties so if anyone has ever wanted to get involved in government, this will be their chance.
6. The DTT - Dedicated Trolling Team: The first line of attack against Phoenix. We send them in, mess with their media, jack with a monetary market or two and teach Zoli his tactics work both ways.
7. The Blue Angels: This idea comes from a Real Life colleague of mine. Essentially we time attacks and use custom avatars to spell out messages during battles. Stuff like, E A T O U R L E A D P H O E N I X or U S A P W N A G E !. We'll give designated members avatars with one letter, number or symbol on them. They'll be coordinated over Skype or another voice chat. Members won't know what they're going to spell out until the call goes out. I can imagine the lulz...
Embrace Chaos?
Last but not least, I will be investigating ways in which we can let citizens make more decisions in their daily lives through crowdsourcing and using chaos to make our military efforts more unpredictable to the other side. I'm not sure of the feasibility but I think it would be HUGE FUN to give you the choice between multiple battles instead of telling you "fight here." I imagine something along the lines of "Hit where you dislike the most. London Mexico City Paris" with links to each battle. Then we decide which one is most important/winnable and go from there. Make PHOENIX decide where to put the damage. We alread do this to a certain extent with distraction battles, why not extend the fun to you all?
SHORTER PiZ: Stop Being So Bored. Have Fun.
E Pluribus Unum. From Many, One.
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: Together we have strength beyond measure. Do your part. Follow DoD orders. Fight with weapons. Maintain your wellness. SUPPORT THE CAUSE.
Comments
MOAR FUN
Make the world a better place, punch Phoenix in the face!
Vote PiZ for US President
wait are we going to attack mexico?
wtflol pig
PUNCH BOREDOM IN THE FACE!
Sigh.
MEXICO CITY OR BUST, HALFIE
also i want to join DTT
im game for mexico. drug dealers killed one of my cousins
FUN --> EFFORT --> SUCCESS --> ???? --> PROFIT!!!
i like the planned avatar thing 😉
This is so cool I will replace the c with k. Kool!
Frost/McFarland=FUN!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1-1182332/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1-1[..]1/20
اسلحه مجانی اسلحه مجانی اسلحه مجانی
Fun who said anything about fun? I thought eRep was for real and srs bsns and not a game.. man.. im going to go play eJahan.. this is lame..
PigInPrez!
War is fun, these ideas are just stupid. You sound like UncleSam, and that's not a compliment...
iloveamandacrewmaxxx!!!
Voted!
mutiple dod orders is a terrible idea, the rest are not terrible
agreed focusing damage is the only way to win
LOL
Yay, Pig endorses SEES.
vot pig vote fun
Support fun. Support eUSA. Support PIZ.
Anyone who's bored should consider working with the CTF on the 100+ citizenship applications we have in transit at any one time, thanks. 😛
~Not Bored Astra~
I don't support an invasion into Mexico... 🙁
FOR THE LULZ
>LULZ
¬)¬
Just what we need...more lulz. That's worked out really well for us in the past *cough*Uncle Sam*cough*.
G'day PiginZen from Australia!
Just wanted to let you know that I'll be rooting for you here all the way from the Land Down Under. I supported President Jewitt all the times he ran and now I'm throwing my support to you.
Hope yeah win mate!
Senator Frymonmon (A.M.P. - Victoria)
Hail Australia!
Hail USA!
Hail EDEN!
THE AVATAR THING IS OWNAGE!
Why do you support Fascism? You actively seek the destruction of others for your imperial gain, you want to start a secret police to enforce "fun," and you've established PHOENIX as the root of the eWorld's problems. It's seems likely you plan a dictatorial regime, in which case you'll be no better than a digital version of Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, or Benito Mussolini.
It would be nice to own the world. I wouldn't complain, I promise.
"Why do you support Fascism? You actively seek the destruction of others for your imperial gain, you want to start a secret police to enforce "fun," and you've established PHOENIX as the root of the eWorld's problems. It's seems likely you plan a dictatorial regime, in which case you'll be no better than a digital version of Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, or Benito Mussolini."
You're hired for the DTT! Nice work, contact me via PM and I'll forward you along to the Secretary of Fun.
@PigInZen you should be running for the Head of Department of Fun. You have some great ideas, but we need a leader.
holy crap holy crap holy crap. i want.
glad to see a player interested in having a little fun with this GAME..
wish you would rub off on the bickering squabbling people i play with in ecanada.
"im game for mexico. drug dealers killed one of my cousins"~
i wonder where did the weapon came from