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Good morning listeners, this is Dominik at 97.6FM, Yellowknife's only classic rock station (actually we might be the only radio station up here except for the Canadian Ranger Polar Bear Alert). This evening, I will be doing a program that is a listener favourite- hate speech. Today, we are hating Adasko, Gofarman and Marcchelala. Remember, if you want to submit yourself for a hate article, call 1-800 HATE today!

Now, here is "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton.... which we do not have the rights to, meaning I will be performing it myself.
*Performs "Cocaine" with a banjo*

Don't worry though, folks, next month we are seeing an increase in our budget allowing for the purchase of a... wait for it... Electric Banjo! So, on with the hate, remember to call 1-800 HATE to request your own hate article, you are listening to 97.6FM, Yellowknife's best Classic Rock station. If you call 1-800 HATE, you can win tickets to the Rolling Stones performing in Edmonton, who are, to much surprise... still, alive, so catch them before they turn completely senile.

And now the moment you have all been waiting for, HATE HATE HATE! First on the list, Adasko.

Let me start off by saying Adasko is a horribly undemocratic journalist. Yes, in fact he is a fascist. And a Nazi. And a Communist (somehow). And what about Marcchelala? I mean, come on, the guy can't even get elected Speaker of the House for 17 consecutive sessions. God! I don't like either of them and would be quite satisfied if a helicopter carrying both of them got shot down by Uraczak. I really would. Then Marcchelala and Adasko can start a caniballistic, Nazi, Communist society in the Amazon building little treehouses and...*cut to commercial*

This is Dominik, sorry we were experiencing some technical difficulties, but you are still listening to 97.6FM, remember to call 1-800 HATE for your chance to win tickets to the Rolling Stones, who can't seem to be getting any satisfaction anymore (not surprising, they'll have a lot more sympathy for the Devil in a couple of years). Anyways, we've saved the best for last, hate speech against Gofarman, right after this song; Bob Marley, "I Shot the Sheriff":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4zoXO7UvC0

I can tell you a person, I'd like to shoot; Gofarman. Does this guy get on everybody else's nerves as much as he gets on mine? I don't feel too articulate, so here is a simple list of what Gofarman is: an ass, a degenerate, a baboon, a power-hungry parasite, a communist, a necrophile, a monster and an idiot. Thank you.

This is Dominik of 97.6 FM, Yellowknife's only classi- radio station. Remember to call 1-800 HATE, I'm signing off, enjoy "Radio Gaga", by Queen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBUr1pSWTVI