Biting Bia

Day 2,041, 00:38 • Published in USA USA • by Dogpyle


Recently, we managed to corner Bia Pandora and ask her a few questions about her rumored beau, Dogpyle. This is the transcript of our interview before she got the choke collar on us.



DP~ So Bia,
Thank you for agreeing to do this interview
I think all of my readers would love to know; WTF is up with you and Dogpyle?

Bia~ You'll have to wait for the video. We'll be taking pre-orders next week.

DP~ Wow! So it's true then. You guys are an ecouple?

Bia~ I cant even respond to this question it's so derpy.

DP~ Well, WTF then? Rumors abound.

Bia~ STFU and take off your pants.
...STOP!
But you said...
...Just wait.

DP~ It's been said that Dogpyle is nothing but a new plaything for you? Is this true? Will you be throwing him to wayside sometime soon?

Bia~ I intend to play with him daily. Yes. Only if the wayside is another name for my pleasure den.

DP~ So... You guys ARE an item then?

Bia~ Are you hitting on me?

DP~ I wouldn't dare. Dogpyle would kick my ass

Bia~ Good dog.



DP~ I hear he's pretty buff. Is there any truth to this rumor?

Bia~ Are you hitting on him?

DP~ Um, no... You seem to be dancing around my questions.

Bia~ Thought you needed a break from me dancing around your mind.

DP~ Come on. Just answer the question. All of eRepublik wants to know. Are you and Dogpyle knockin' boots?

Bia~ Dogs don't wear boots.

DP~ How do you explain the stories that he's written about you?

Bia~ Supreme intelligence.

DP~ So you've got a thing for him?

Bia~ I've got a box of things for him.

DP~ Would it surprise you to learn that I interviewed DP just a short while ago?
I have some interesting quotes

Bia~ *feigns surprise*
How did you get the cage unlocked?


DP~ We have our ways.
When I asked him about his relationship with you, he said, and I quote, "Woof! Woof, Woof! pant pant pant.

Bia~ Yeah he pants a lot. Drools too. How do you think I stay so wet?

DP~ Um... okay... Next question.
You still haven't answered my original question. Are you and Dogpyle hooking up?
It's okay. You can be honest. We all know.... kinda... maybe....

Bia~ I never hump and tell.

DP~ So by your admission of humping, you admit to being in a relationship with Dogpyle?
I can do this all night...

Bia~ I'm totally his bitch.

Peace, Love, and Happiness. Dogpyle out.