Big Boy Bulley: A Steady Hand

Day 527, 01:41 • Published in Philippines Australia • by Patrick Reckitt

It's that time of the year again, the time at which the policies come out of the cupboard and the plebs such as you or I are regaled with tales of economic and political prosperity. I, myself, wish to draw your attention to the man who I think would be the best candidate to run this country for a second term, and I know that many people in the Philippines would agree with me. Why do we need him again? Because we are still in danger of economic and political collapse, still in danger of falling into the abyss that threatens all newer countries.

Yet, I am not here to scare you into voting for BBB, but instead here to tell you what positive traits he has, as a candidate. He has proven himself to be steady and more than capable, in helping to rejuvinate the economy and get us all back on our feet. We are still here and we are still on the path to economic recovery. He has experience, having been in this game for an unbelieveably long time, and in that time he has garnered enough knowledge and expierence, being the leader of the eUK Para, the millitary elite, for six months and being the Vice President of the same countary in Febuary. Not to mention helping to build the Movement for Democratic Unity in the eUK, which was one of the fastest growing political parties in it's time. Most importantly, he has already done the job of CP in this country and so his accustomed to the pressures of the job and peculiarities of this country. He is trusted, because of all these factors, enough to have gained the support of the top two parties, the Philippines for the Filipino Party and the Filipino Progressive Movement.

I know who I'll be voting for, come the 5th. Do you?