BE A KRAK-HEAD! Vote for ReleaseThe Krakken on August 5!
Day 2,075, 01:31
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by Arjay Phoenician III
You’re counted as a reader, you might as well vote!
This is a campaign that has some steam to it, some substance, some real stones. I think it’s time to get on the bandwagon and get you to jump on board with me.
BE A KRAK-HEAD! VOTE FOR RELEASETHE KRAKKEN ON AUGUST 5!
With Viktor Kurgan still not willing to slip his toe into the presidential pool, the only kunt-hating, patriotic chest-thumping Irishman left is Krakken. He didn’t just put his toe in the water, he did a freaking cannonball.
From now until Election Day, I will use my newspaper and all other assets at my disposal to make you see things my way, that the only person capable of running this country next month is Krakken. That is how dedicated I am to this cause. I want my bestest buddy to sit in the comfy chair, to push the buttons, to form this country in his own enlightened image. No more silly philosophical papers about individualism, no more love letters to women I love all over the world, no more keen observations or witty commentary. All that will be set aside until the day after the election. I aspire to a higher purpose.
I’m a Krak-head. You should be a Krak-head too!
That’s right. Every single freaking day until the election, Arjay the Third is going to use his charm, his humor, his intellect, and his sexy ways to persuade and convince you that Krakken is presidential material.
In these troubled times, with despair hanging over us like a threatening rain cloud, never knowing when the thunderbolt from hell is going to zap us and turn us into a smoldering heap of rubble and ash, you can’t afford to take a risk with your vote. There is only one man who can take this country by the hand and lead us all to a better tomorrow. Everyone will be rich, everyone will get laid, and everyone will be able to thank Krakken.
So it is written. So it shall be done.
BE A KRAK-HEAD! VOTE FOR RELEASETHE KRAKKEN ON AUGUST 5!
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er... no thanks.
elkcubar nia thank the sweet lord this terrorist isn't voting for me
With all due respect to Krakken, he hasn't shown any indication of understanding ministerial operations or national strategy. I am not aware of any experience that he has which would qualify him for serious consideration as Cp.
Could someone tell me what positions Krakken has held which gives him experience worthy of a Cp?
Pearls of wisdom embedded within:
Arjay Phoenician III - "In these troubled times.....you can’t afford to take a risk with your vote."
pow vote for krakken thanks for the commendation ex cp sweet
Great article!! krakken is a sea monster so the answer to the second "half baked " pic is therefore no. so i guess the question is ???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs1ZNRcAThY
jaysus he insults you then you want to vote for him
RTK has no experience what so ever and he is just a troll so why vote for him
Krakken turning his "enemy" into a big suporter shows there is more then you can see in Krakken....
And lets be honest all Krakken has to do is to build back a spine of Ireland considering Sweet sold the old one to brits.
Better to be erased with pride then having few regions and spineless...
i have more experience than sweet look at our profiles
yah but sweet been the MOF for about a year if not more and was CP 3 times while you haven't gotten any position of power so why should I vote for you 😛
With all do respect Scego but how you think other CPs started?
First time for eveything....
And he can't fck more then previous CPs fcked.
Right now we are a land without honour and pride...a wretched british servants.
also i didnt insult him i showed him the light and his now on the path of the righteous the narrow path beset with danger, the narrow path that follow to final enlightenment.
perhaps but at the onset sweet was not cp and so was where you also not cp? its not about experience in cabinet its about game experience else you are saying besides seanan, appleman and the mofa that varies no one should be cp. that's a bit of a harsh line to take isn't it.
As Krakken's multi i fully support this article.
Time for a Krakken to raise up from the sea...
satire? o.O
Nope...this article is clear support for Krakken.
Arjay is a member of Krakken's party and we all read Arjay's articles about honour....
So don't call Arjay unhonourable
one of these days you are going to run out of straw
Kunts ruined my travel toward spiritual enlightenment.......belive me i have full werehouse of straws....
looks like the beginning of a new love story xdxd
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still a better love story then twilight
can you give us some free credits for angry birds since you are one now and why are you referring to your d* size in your profile
in your avatar or pic
Your blatant lack of general knowledge about the game makes you absolutely useless as CP. Panpa Dectash and me will teach you about iNCi xdxd
so there is more than one inci's a support society of a sort. yes i understand paying for failed p* enlargements is costly.. and the other stuff you spew out of your toilet mouth makes no sense as always.
lol krak-heads