What do you do with dead chemists? YOU BARIUM!
Why are chemists great at solving problems? They have all the SOLUTIONS!
What does Uranium-238 say when he leaves the party? I GOTTA SPLIT!
Two atoms are walking down the street.
"I think I've lost an electron!" says the first.
"Are you sure?" asks the second.
"Yeah, I'm POSITIVE!"
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