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Atlantis discussion about denying Scrabman access.

60 Day 489, 16:31 USA
An infected discussion is raging in Atlantis about denying US President Scrabman access.

Atlantis Treaty gives no clear guidances how to handle a situation when a president have been impeached and is getting replaced by another one.


Atlantis might deny Scrabman access.

Atlantis Secretary General Shadowukcs has already asked Scrabman to give back access to a specific room in Atlantis. According to the Finns and Swedes that is the room where most the important decisions are made.

Roby Petric, Ex President of USA and Croatia has stepped up and given some support to Scrabman. But also raised concerns that USA will be to peaceful with this new leadership.

Sweden has problems with this US Next Generation, the UK Vice President G. Roddenberry has a short message: Kick him out until we have a clear answer on the Treaty!

Scrabman think this whole situation is illogical while Dsalageanu leader of the aggressive Romulans has threatened to declare war!

Inwegen has played the role of the diplomat and urged that Atlantis do not shut the door here when Scrabman tries to make a First Contact.
Inwegen has also said that US in not guaranteed to be a boring logical and pacifist country just because Scrabman becomes first officer, on the contrary USA might move the Final Frontier even further.

Ogdensign has declared that if Atlantis denies Scrabman access USA will declare Spain their Nemesis and turn USA into "The Doomsday Machine".

Swedens first lady BetaMjau tried to calm the situation down and argued that Scrabman would at least be allowed to have access to Atlantis new Economic section where US can show Enterprise skills.

At the moment the situation is very tense but I believe the USA citizens have the right to be informed about this.

And no matter what happens I hope USA can Live Long and Prosper and not fall in to a hot Vulcan.o

Signed
/Misho

(This article is a joke if you didn't get that. Scrabman has Mr Spock as avatar and the article has tons of Star Trek referendums like, well two per sentence or so.. Mr Spo.. sorry, Scrabman has access to all Atlantis forums and there has never been a serious discussion about denying him that. Well read Shadowukcs comment..)

 
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Dishmcds
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Dishmcds Day 489, 16:34

I lol'd. Good stuff Misho.

 
Longbaugh
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Longbaugh Day 489, 16:37

This is ridiculous, scrabman is the President of the eUSA.

http://www.mainframe.cl/mf/imagenes/new/doomsday.jpg

 
Qumni
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Qumni Day 489, 16:38

lol

 
Vyse
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Vyse Day 489, 16:44

Alliance Neutrality is for you USA. Join us in hating/loving the rest of the world and judging nations as individual nations.

 
Desertfalcon
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Desertfalcon Day 489, 16:45

lol, if you want to be allies with a country you need to give the president access to the forums if you want to keep them in the alliance wether you like them or not. Scrab is going to be president of the U.S. for at least two more weeks so you better get used to dealing with him.

 
Ananias
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Ananias Day 489, 16:45

ATLANTIS..the Undiscovered Country...

 
CaptainCAPS
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CaptainCAPS Day 489, 16:46

Is ATLANTIS on crack? Do they like giving reasons to America why we should leave them? This aint the U.N....

 
Misho
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Misho Day 489, 16:46

Vyse, resistance is futile! All your neutral nations belongs to us!

 
Panther
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Panther Day 489, 16:47

See, this is why I say - Screw ATLANTIS, even if it's a joke.

 
Misho
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Misho Day 489, 16:49

Panther, thats illogical.

 
dsalageanu
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dsalageanu Day 489, 16:50

Misho, told you you are mistaken the funny ears:

R-o-m-u-l-a-n-s are the evil imperialistic pricks. V-u-l-c-a-n-s are the nice dandy pacifists. AND, I might add, as you know, Scrabman is only half Vulcan

 
Roby Petric
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Roby Petric Day 489, 16:54

Still better than F-e-r-e-n-g-y like Uncle Sam was...
(no offense Sammy, I still love you)

 
Vyse
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Vyse Day 489, 16:54

"Vyse, resistance is futile! All your neutral nations belongs to us!"

Damn neutrals with enemies you know where you stand but with Neutrals who knows!

 
Misho
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Misho Day 489, 16:58

What!? Then it's you who should have access denied to the sauna. Oh, wait that was just for those who where 'to well equipped', I give up..

 
Revshawn
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Revshawn Day 489, 16:59

Hehe~ Cmon now! Give him access to the forums. Silly rabbits.

 
Jazar
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Jazar Day 489, 17:01

Scrabman, you will be assimilated!

(funny article btw )

 
GLaDOS
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GLaDOS Day 489, 17:13

i lold

 
dsalageanu
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dsalageanu Day 489, 17:21

Vyse, with friends like us, who needs enemies? )

 
GLaDOS
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GLaDOS Day 489, 17:25

@dsalageanu
true enough
)

 
W&B GM
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W&B GM Day 489, 17:38

If you cannot beat Peace, you can always fight the Vulcans or Ferengi and the enemy inside. Nice article, voted!

 
Vyse
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Vyse Day 489, 17:45

"Vyse, with friends like us, who needs enemies? )"

Truer words have never been spoken by a Romanian President.

 
pyroelectricity
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pyroelectricity Day 489, 19:44

There's no reason to deny Scrabman access. He has more than proven his ability to handle forums well on the USA forums, and the whole "impeachment" article is completely invalid - he could have been elected on the 5th just as easily. Don't expect this to go down quietly.

 
Al-Iksander
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Al-Iksander Day 489, 21:03

I think that was above and beyond my daily reccommended dose of Star Trek references.
I hope that doesn't mean I'll get cancer or sommat.
Oh well, funny article!

 
scrabman
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scrabman Day 489, 21:27

Just for that ... I will have to find an even more obnoxious Spock avatar for my ATLANTIS profile.

The fact that you got Dessertfalcon to come to my defense is the best part of this article.

Thanks guys!

 
shadowukcs
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shadowukcs Day 489, 23:36

>There's no reason to deny Scrabman access.

he's not really denied access. Just to our imaginary ATLANTIS sauna, We didn't knew if what Vulcans say "about the size of their volcano" is true. I didn't wanted to let Misho have any complexes (he's very sensitive about this "little misho") so I decided to not give Scrabman access to the ATLANTIS sauna.

 
Michael Collins
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Michael Collins Day 489, 23:51

Misho I think your article may have backfired a little with the American public

 
Zoli
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Zoli Day 489, 23:58

After reading this now I am working to write about the rise and fall of the wookies

 
Mistwalker
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Mistwalker Day 490, 07:47

I think it only backfired with those that just read the title . Great article ensign Misho

 
Ogdensign
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Ogdensign Day 490, 11:32

"Ogdensign has declared that if Atlantis denies Scrabman access USA will declare Spain their Nemesis and turn USA into "The Doomsday Machine"."

Who the heck does Ogdensign think he is declaring anything... What a n00b.

 
Knojerakk
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Knojerakk Day 490, 12:37

have enough star trek references lol?

 
Mistwalker
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Mistwalker Day 490, 12:53

Uhm, you forgot to use *energize*

 
dubi
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dubi Day 490, 13:40

Hah!

 
Mourners Inc
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Mourners Inc Day 490, 13:43

so all thats inthe charter is that the leaders of eachmember country will have access? If thats the case I dont see how they can deny him access until they atleast pass a temperary provision. There is a clause saying he should have access but nothing as of right now that provide any restrictions against him. This is why we shouldnt have payed the fine. They're changing the rules yet again. If they pull his access before making an offical ammendment Id leave the alliance as that would make 2 clear changes to the alliance that specifically targeted the US.

 
Hellstromme Industries
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Hellstromme Industries Day 490, 15:11

nice one mate...

 
Chrisvalla
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Chrisvalla Day 490, 16:08

Where are the rules that say that a leader of a nation (any nation) as a member of Atlantis cannot take his seat at the table?

You Atlantis are being judged. Don't make me snap my fingers.

 
Dimal
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Dimal Day 490, 16:13

LOL unfortunaly I read the bottom first.
voted

 
Desmond David Hume
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Desmond David Hume Day 490, 16:48

What a load of crap. We seriously need to just go off with the British and Swedes and form a new Alliance.

 
Daisy Rogers
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Daisy Rogers Day 490, 16:49

Holy buckets, I almost blew a gasket reading this thing until I found out it was just a joke. Oh and yes, I did catch many if not most of the star trek references. It was well written. Dang though my heart rate level got up there.

 
Armandez
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Armandez Day 490, 17:20

I won't say I agree with Scrabman and some of his actions and policies but he is my Leader AND my boss in the Military and I don't allow my political opinions to EVER cross with my Military Career. So let me say this. If Atlantis denies Scrabman access to ANY part of Atlantis, we should deny Atlantis any aid whatsoever and revoke any and all treaties with all Atlantis countries and break off any and all contact and withdrawl our Diplomats. These our SUPPOSED to be our allies and this flat out disrespect to our leaders is incomprehensible, unfathomable, and disrespectful to the US as a whole. My suggestions may be radical but you must admit it. This is a slap in the face by Atlantis!

 
Prizma Jeno
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Prizma Jeno Day 490, 17:27

its a good joke well worth the bad pr it created

 
Enyar
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Enyar Day 490, 17:27

lol wtf thats funny

 
Timrugbyflanker
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Timrugbyflanker Day 490, 17:36

so many people didnt read the whole thing and are taking it serious haha. you may have sparked international outrage (of the noobs)

 
Emerick
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Emerick Day 490, 18:23

"Atlantis about denying US President Scrabman access"

And you wonder why I think that Atlantis is retarded

 
Emerick
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Emerick Day 490, 18:25

"Damn neutrals with enemies you know where you stand but with Neutrals who knows!"

If I die, tell my wife I said, "hello"

 
Stronghold Industries
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Stronghold Industries Day 490, 18:51

Cute article.

 
Armandez
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Armandez Day 490, 19:24

Yea...Misho not everyone watches Star Trek. In the future you could choose something a little more obvious that more people would understand. Horrible joke by the way. Jokes are supposed to be funny and easy, well somewhat easy to get, not impossible to get. You just did the an inside joke I guess...except you said it to everyone..... an inside joke is told to people who will get it just so you know.

 
Ethan Townsend
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Ethan Townsend Day 490, 20:27

a new era of presidency.Why shut the door on our new president if they shut the door on him for good we should back out of atlantis

 
Markus_A
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Markus_A Day 490, 20:53

I can't believe I read that entire article, all of the comments before my previous post, and completely missed that this was a joke.

Just, wow.

   
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Zuwar
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Zuwar Day 491, 05:13

great article, hillarious responses

 
Misho
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Misho Day 491, 05:25

"I can't believe I read that entire article, all of the comments before my previous post, and completely missed that this was a joke.

Just, wow."

And now you can understand how utterly difficult it is to get the soldiers to press THE RED BUTTON even if 100 officers are shouting it!

 
SGT-T
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SGT-T Day 491, 05:51

Funny article. It kind of lost it's luster with the ending (validation/explanation.)

Overall, I like it!

   
K. Deadpan
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K. Deadpan Day 491, 05:57

I've never heard of a treaty/pact made to a person rather than a country.

 
ZSandmann
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ZSandmann Day 491, 14:00

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