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Are You ready to eat that elephant, You ants ?

30 Day 1,236, 17:14 USA
As most readers by now likely know, the entity former known as the JCS have packed their bags and gone home as a result of yet another fight with congress, taking with them massive amounts of government property and leaving behind thinly veiled threats.



Having lost their official status, and with the question of future funding up in the air and much hostility towards the congress, many have suggested that there is a chance that "Bradrees Bandits" may resolve this problem at the ballot booth, some using the age old suggestion that a 'silent majority' sides with their perspective.

I personally could word it no better than a former JCS member (and presumably a Bradrees Bandit) in the comments of this article

"Power hungry will destroy US community leading it in come kind of civil war, only because one group of people wanna to control everything in state including USMilitary which is ESSENCE of community.

Are You ready to eat that elephant, You ants ? Maybe You will be eaten on next elections ? Consider that.


He continued to suggest

"Or we can take over congress and change laws ?"

The purpose of this article is not to argue about the right of Bradrees Bandits to participate in the political process. As citizens with eUS citizenship, they have as much right to click the "vote" button 3 times a month as anyone else, and should they choose to do so for a particular purpose, thats the point of the system.

No, beloved reader. The purpose of this article is to assure my readers that anyone who threatens (or fears) a strong attempt by Bradrees Bandits to gain power in Congress that it is impossible.

To prove this point, no words could possibly summarize better than those of former JCS and the greatest SoS and President of all time, Bradree, in the debate that started this whole mess in the first place - the right of military members to serve in congress as well.

"1. Soldiers need to be soldiers first, and Congress serves as a distraction.

2. People have a limited amount of time in this game. Many have either school or an eight hour work day, plus a six hour mass attack. Assuming eight hours of sleep, that leaves little time for other stuff."


Clearly Bradrees Bandits are so busy saving America, they don't have the time to enact political change, and should anyone attempt to do so, they'd be betraying america by not being the soldiers they could be.

So are You ready to eat that elephant, You ants ?



-Choc

 
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Henry Arundel
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Henry Arundel Day 1,236, 17:18

They're busy guys. People like you and me don't really understand what it takes to give that level of service, Choc.

 
St Krems
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St Krems Day 1,236, 17:32

This is a comment.

 
Captain Communism
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Captain Communism Day 1,236, 17:38

I have the time

 
Paul Proteus
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Paul Proteus Day 1,236, 17:40

Those panda's don't look like ants....

 
Pickleswami
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Pickleswami Day 1,236, 17:40

mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm tasty.

 
Crucifixpandaninja
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Crucifixpandaninja Day 1,236, 17:48

thanks for putting pandas

 
Cavalcanti
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Cavalcanti Day 1,236, 17:50

I feel outraged and insulted.

 
Vladimir Czenishkov
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Vladimir Czenishkov Day 1,236, 17:59

I prefer "The Bradree Bunch."

 
Aersidius
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Aersidius Day 1,236, 18:00

lol, the former eUSA military leaders are reduced to the Bradrees Bandits,and they are still trying to keep their grasp on power. If they aren't going to follow orders, the military and nation doesn't need them.

 
McPingvin
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McPingvin Day 1,236, 18:31

This happened to us around when V2 came. Politics got too involved in the military, while military stayed out of the politics for most of the time.

Don't mix those two, you can't handle it.

 
Joe DaSmoe
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Joe DaSmoe Day 1,236, 18:32

Some of you people take this shit far too srsly and too personally.

 
Publius
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Publius Day 1,236, 19:11

I STAND READY TO EAT ELEPHANTS

 
Jimmy Brando
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Jimmy Brando Day 1,236, 19:48

I eat elephants for breakfast

 
McPingvin
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McPingvin Day 1,236, 19:51

I shit trains.

 
PigInZen
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PigInZen Day 1,236, 20:15

Bradley Reala, about Avruch: "Sigh. That kid knows nothing about strategy."

100% accurate quote.

 
Alexander Hamilton
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Alexander Hamilton Day 1,236, 21:04

I love when Choc writes articles : 3

 
Necros Xiaoban
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Necros Xiaoban Day 1,236, 22:37

Posting in a Choc article

 
LexLuthor1
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LexLuthor1 Day 1,237, 00:05

What Hamilton said.

 
HisAirness
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HisAirness Day 1,237, 02:28

Oh, somebody notice me after serving this country more then year as Marine, at last ! x D

 
Greene12
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Greene12 Day 1,237, 09:50

i lol'd mightily

 
Liquid Oxygen
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Liquid Oxygen Day 1,237, 14:31

I STANDY READY TO EAT ELEPHANTS!!! x2

 
BeDva
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BeDva Day 1,238, 07:39

Choc uber alles!!!

 
Ghost Killah
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Ghost Killah Day 1,238, 07:49

I too like Choc articles.

 
enderaggie
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enderaggie Day 1,238, 07:55

thanks for being an ass and only antagonizing the situation even further.

 
Veni_Zelos
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Veni_Zelos Day 1,238, 08:10

welcome return.

 
Capt.Wolf
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Capt.Wolf Day 1,238, 08:20

Oh, HA. Lol.

 
Janko Fran
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Janko Fran Day 1,238, 09:54

Somebody mentioned eating? Do you have a sweet tooth?

Bittersweet eRepublik Energy Bar
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/bittersweet-erepublik-energy-bar-1743722/1/20

 
Zheng He
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Zheng He Day 1,238, 11:44

Good point Choco.
The militos clearly understand the politicos better than the politicos understand the militos.

 
Jude Connors
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Jude Connors Day 1,238, 12:37

Holy Shit! Zheng He wrote a comment? Can an article be next?

 
Zheng He
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Zheng He Day 1,240, 05:19

LOL, Jude, just a temporary reprieve from catatonia.