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This article lists the top 5 most awesome nobodies in the eUSA in ascending order. But what is a "Most Popular Nobody"? Well, basically, it's a person who has never ran in/won a congressional election. They have never ran in/won a presidential race, and they aren't terribly influential in politics in general but are otherwise totally awesome.

If you still don't understand the criteria then I feel sorry for your parents. Okay, here's we go!

The Top 5 Most awesome Nobodies in the eUSA:

5) Thomas Jefferson11 -- Besides having written the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson11 is a classic example of an eCouch Potato. That is to say that he hasn't really done much with his eLife and as such qualifies as the 5th Most Awesome Nobody in the eUSA!

4) acg515 -- Now this guy is a cool cat. Not only does he have a pretty sick avatar, he hasn't been active for over 2 months!! And his citizen is almost dead. But what makes this guy get the number 4 spot is the fact that he is still employed at his job (weird employer) and his last shout was promoting me for Congress in Nevada!!!

3) Amy Lockheart -- Okay, Amy has three things going for her. 1) She has a pretty nice avatar, I'm not going to lie. 2) She saw the new Transformers movie and gave it a shout! 3) She's been on my friends list for almost her entire eLife....i think Amy, you would have made the number 2 spot if you weren't part of the Libertarian Party. I'm sorry it had to come down to that.

2) Gallagher -- His newspaper is awesome. It's that simple.

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1.5) Chris Willson -- I just had to add this guy. Well, actually, I had planned on having him on the list but I thought he was already a congressman. But, luckily he isn't! (well, luckily for this article, not Chris.... ). Basically, this guy is a Military Man through and through, Philanthropist, and just overall Bad-ASS. For those of you who may be wondering, Chris is presently living in eCroatia on account of eUSA military orders.....I think. So, he's still an eUSA citizen.

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1) Last by certainly not least, A. J. Walker -- This citizen is by far, the most awesome nobody in the whole eUSA. He has yet to win a congress election, even though he only tried once. His Newspaper is an AMAZING success! The subscription count is unmatched and the articles are in a class all on their own. Also, I'm a big fan of Marvin the Paranoid Android and so, his avatar is definitely a plus for me. Also, he's part of the USWP! How awesome is that?

== I have placed Chris Willson in the 1.5 slot because he's not quite as awesome as a nobody as me but he's more of an awesome nobody than the other four on this list (no offense). You see, Chris suffers from occasional delusions of grandeur at which times he thinks he should be #1. Can you believe that!?

So, there you have it! The Top 5 Most Awesome Nobodies in the eUSA! And YES, it is still the top 5 because nobody is in 6th place

--A. J. Walker
Proud member of the USWP


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