Another Story of TWO Brotherhood

Day 2,117, 14:44 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof

>Hungry sits back, chillin, watching over his empire
>”Shit, brah. I gots land from da Balkanz to Amerifat and Tacoland
>3powerful5u, CoTfags”
>Refreshes the page and sees a bunch of NE’s and a French airstrike
>Aw hell nah.
>Runs over to Servia
>”Shit brah, theyre gunna gangbang me”
>Servia’s like
>Bro ur overextended I ain’t helpin
>Hungry be like, “Nigga dat aint fair, I help you all the time”
>Servia’s all like “Well, does teh attack threaten mah resources?”
>Hungry’s like “nope.jpg”
>Servia laughs
>”Go away, fgt”

>Hungry is back in her East Yuro prison
>Servia’s like “Shit now theyre attackin me”
>Runs over to Hungry
>Brah muh resources r being taken
>Hungry iz liek
>”B***h plz, u no help when I need yuo”
>Servia’s like “plz bbz, I’ll suk ur deek”
>nope.jpg
>I’mma go abuse Ukraine instead
>pimpslap.gif

>Servia runs over to Loland
>”Brah look at muh resources”
>Poland’s like Dayum boi you bee losin
>Servia cries, Halp make dem stahp
>”kk, I’ll focus my efforts on Amerifat”
>88-0, another flawless victory
>I do gud, papa?
>Servia’s like, b***h dey ain’t even fightin u
>help me in yurop
>Poland is like “Lolno, I wanna attack Amerifat.”
>But Poland, u mai waifu. I luv ur damage u.
>Poland was like
>nothanks

>meanwhile in Spain
>chillin
>10/10
>livin the good life
>I ain’t helpin nobody