Another rant?

Day 2,537, 23:59 • Published in USA Ireland • by deadlittlepuppy

Again?

(Not too much, at least)

This time, I'm thinking about all of the reasons I would be a great, and terrible CP. Who knows, maybe I'll convince myself to move to some little country where I'd be a big fish in a little pond...and MAKE THEM make me CP.


Think about it. No loyalties or obligations, aside from ST6 of course. Remember when you could go to the wars page and see plenty of your country's battles?


I've never been CP. I've only been in congress because of accidents.


But it would be FUN. I'm sure every country has had their great and not-so-great leaders. As awesome as some of the eUS's CPs have been, it's turning into the same ones over and over. Why not shake it up a bit? Why not honor old alliances and abandon new, shaky ones?


As President, of whatever country would actually elect me, I promise to make Canada, Australia and Brazil Bros again. Serbia, Indo and Spain would be targets once again. Alliances? Nah. Unless someone else wants to go ape-shit with us. We might get wiped or we might get a bunch of players joining who are tired of the same old shit, month after month.


That's all I've got for this week.
Tune in next week for "Why I think [Insert Name] Should Just Die Already"