Another Average Day for the World

Day 2,437, 17:19 Published in USA USA by Logan Hyrozek

It seems that today another empire is going the way of the Serbs. As many of us already know, eChile has been dethroned as one of the major empires in the New World. For us mildly concerned American citizens, how will this affect the proud nation of eUSA? As usual, some higher amounts of insight would be appreciated. If you subscribers weren't so awesome this paper would be a lot harder to write. Back to the topic, here is the latest issue of "America, by The People"!

Back when I was discussing the collapse of the Serb Empire, I mentioned a little concept I called "The Rome Effect". In this little concept, once an empire reaches a certain size, it is guaranteed to collapse. The Ottomans, the USSR, the Mongolians; all act as decent examples (though some might be controversial, or just collapsed for a mixture of reasons). While plenty of fellow citizens will be arguing the cause for eChile's failure, we also have plenty to learn from.

In other news, eUSA has finally taken the offensive (in a new way, for once) in its crusade against eFrance. While I thank the French for invading New Jersey of all states, even more so for eliminating the cast Jersey Shore, we will have justice for their invasion of our home. However, this will contribute greatly to the instability of Europe reminiscent of previous World Wars (specifically the fourth one).

All these events pave the way for a convoluted future. Empires are falling at a drastic rate, in a way that makes the New World resemble a dying community. But as war rages on around us, there is still a newspaper for me to attend to. If I am to add a "Citizen's Daily Quote" or "Citizen's Daily Opinion", I'll need all of your help. If you want to, you can submit your own quote or short opinion and you might be featured in "America, by The People"!