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Announcing my Country President Candidature - November 2010
Hello people of the eUK,
It is my pleasure to announce I will be running for Country President of the United Kingdom in November 2010.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Isn't this a bit late?". Well, not it's not, you idiot. I'm 9 months ahead of the game I'll have you know. Friggin' idiot.
Now, what do I feel I can bring to the country? Well, by November 2010, I will have been supreme commander of the Navy, Special Forces, every major political party, PEACE and, of course, 8 time congressman for Midgetland. I'll also have spent time as Minister for Work, Minister of Defence, and the newly created Minister for Getting AltmerVampire to Stop Publishing 400 Articles at Once.
As for my policies, I don't really have any yet. But trust me, by November 2010 I will. Probably.
Hell, I don't even know which party I'll be running with. But I assume they'll all support me? Right? Cool.
So yeah, basically I'm awesome. So give me your boat! Hard! On the 5th of November! 2010!
Yours Lovingly
Joachim von Bremen
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It is my pleasure to announce I will be running for Country President of the United Kingdom in November 2010.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Isn't this a bit late?". Well, not it's not, you idiot. I'm 9 months ahead of the game I'll have you know. Friggin' idiot.
Now, what do I feel I can bring to the country? Well, by November 2010, I will have been supreme commander of the Navy, Special Forces, every major political party, PEACE and, of course, 8 time congressman for Midgetland. I'll also have spent time as Minister for Work, Minister of Defence, and the newly created Minister for Getting AltmerVampire to Stop Publishing 400 Articles at Once.
As for my policies, I don't really have any yet. But trust me, by November 2010 I will. Probably.
Hell, I don't even know which party I'll be running with. But I assume they'll all support me? Right? Cool.
So yeah, basically I'm awesome. So give me your boat! Hard! On the 5th of November! 2010!
Yours Lovingly
Joachim von Bremen
xx
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Running for congress in Hungary hey?
As for my policies, I don't really have any yet. But trust me, by July 2010 I will. Probably.
Ah, running under the BEP then?
i wish to announce a movement to impeach on the 16th july 2010, we can not let this tyranny continue.. probably another damn communist.
You won't be getting my vote. Had it been June '10 though, it would have been a completely different story. *sobs*
haha 9 months ahead of the game
BREMEN 2010!
Sounds cocky to me...
go eUK!
@Maddog: The BEP has its policies posted as well...I just don't remember where they were, and also, IIRC they were labelled as a final-ish draft.
I'm not cocky, I'm just the bomb.
So boat me.
You got my boat yo.
Yeah, I'll vote for you...