And Thus All Juche's Excellent Reasoning Koalesced
Day 568, 14:00
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by Joseph Stalinator
Is a man not entitled to the hurf of his durf?
NO Says the man in the Presidency, it belongs to "China"!
NO Says pyroelectricity, it belongs in my horrible fanfiction!
NO Says Flem, it belongs in my attempts to remain relevant and get attention!
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something impossible. I Chose...
Kim Jong Rad.
A leader, who West Koreans need not fear place upon them the burden of Chinese tyranny, a leader not bound by petty morality, a leader who would allow the Juchebox Party to not be oppressed by the small and weak.
And with the hurf of your durf, West Korea will be ours.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-new-future-for-juche-825746/1/20
Needless to say comrades, Glorious Leader has intervened from the heavens to place Kim Jong Rad in a position to lead us to Glory. I throw my full support behind him and make it clear he is now leading the Juche Party in an era of Post-Snayke Glory.
And to all the politically illiterate reactionaries, we will annihilate you with a fresh revolutionary upswing!
Long Live Kim Jong Rad! Long Live West Korea! All Hail Glorious Leader!
NO Says the man in the Presidency, it belongs to "China"!
NO Says pyroelectricity, it belongs in my horrible fanfiction!
NO Says Flem, it belongs in my attempts to remain relevant and get attention!
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something impossible. I Chose...
Kim Jong Rad.
A leader, who West Koreans need not fear place upon them the burden of Chinese tyranny, a leader not bound by petty morality, a leader who would allow the Juchebox Party to not be oppressed by the small and weak.
And with the hurf of your durf, West Korea will be ours.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-new-future-for-juche-825746/1/20
Needless to say comrades, Glorious Leader has intervened from the heavens to place Kim Jong Rad in a position to lead us to Glory. I throw my full support behind him and make it clear he is now leading the Juche Party in an era of Post-Snayke Glory.
And to all the politically illiterate reactionaries, we will annihilate you with a fresh revolutionary upswing!
Long Live Kim Jong Rad! Long Live West Korea! All Hail Glorious Leader!
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I humbly accept your support, Comrade.
Together we will mercilessly crush the enemies of West Korea with the weapon of single-hearted unity!
Let the Snaykeite Purge be heralded as the beginning of a new Rad age for our people!
I like how YOU say I am an attention seeker
Says the guy who posts in EVERY news article despite not being asked to.
I wasn't aware that I needed to be asked.
I like telling people my thoughts. I don't really care if people listen.
I'm kind of one of those crazy old people who never stops talking or a guy who is really into real politics and tells you how the democrats/republicans are ruining America. I'll just talk forever and then say "I told you so!"
If the Juche Box Party were being oppressed by the small and weak, that is pathetic right there.
However, the Juche Box Party was never oppressed by the small and weak. Rather, it is currently attempting to oppress the small and weak, with its nonsense about West Korea and banning Chinese.
Also, you say that Kim Jong Rad is a "leader not bound by petty morality". Isn't somebody that is NOT bound by morality the TRUE tyrant?
"Also, you say that Kim Jong Rad is a "leader not bound by petty morality". Isn't somebody that is NOT bound by morality the TRUE tyrant?"
Petty morality is that of the capitalist pig-dogs. True morality flows from Glorious Leader like a typhoon, blowing away the false morals and goals of those who deny West Korea.
Kim, have you ever considered starting a business and competing with myself and Laffo in industy?
You can't really talk economics and what is good for a country unless you have been part of BOTH sides (employee and employer).
@Kwong Son Gan
What? That doesn't make sense...
I referred to the morality as stated in the article. If it's Glorious Leader's morality, then fine. Kim Jong Rad is not even bound by Glorious Leader's morality. If that were true, then that'll make him a tyrant, even by Juche Box's standards.
This is a better juche.
You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you, do not resist Juche. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, strike them back with the power of Glorious Leader. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, laugh at his petty capitalistic ways. If a pig-headed fascist forces you to go one mile, crush his skull beneath the well trodden boots of the proletariat. Give to Glorious Leader, and do not turn away from Juche.
—Kim Jong Rad 5:38-42, GOON.
I still don't get it. Next time, please write a piece of propaganda that makes at least some sense.
Bohao, it is obvious the their master plan is to annoy us to death with their articles. As far as I can see, that is probably the only thing they are are good at
Our congress has done an excellent job thwarting bad legislation this term.
Glorious Leader will drive the Snaykes from office!
"However, the Juche Box Party was never oppressed by the small and weak. Rather, it is currently attempting to oppress the small and weak, with its nonsense about West Korea and banning Chinese."
Exactly. Consider how their party started too; by TOing an independent party and oppressing that party's views.
"Our congress has done an excellent job thwarting bad legislation this term."
Which your congressmen tabled.
Oh? It was Iranians and Romanians who proposed bad legislation. Most of Juche Box's proposals passed with overwhelming majorities.
If you don't want to see China glorious, if you insist on your "hurf durf" as it were, then gtfo of China and wallow in the dirt you call home.
China is glorious already, at least compared to what will happen if KJR and the radicals are elected.
China can be glorious when we have healthy debate of economics and foreign policy.
Juche does not produce healthy debate. They produce generic "glorify China" lines and ridiculous articles that are largely spam (I really don't care about Glorious Leader and how Snayke is evil, just give me the facts and your ideas). Juche needs serious reform and REAL values, goals, and a way of making it happen.
@Flem WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I try to be relevant.
What Flem means is tell him how you can develop policy that will make him filthy rich and then you are a good political party.
No what Flem is saying is that we should have a mature debate which will never happen with your faction.
No one cares about paying a little tax. But you are proposing destroying the economy...has nothing to do with being rich, it has to do with being a responsible administrator...which as we can tell from your articles and comments, you would not be
You are so brainwashed by capitalism you can't even comprehend a people actually coming together to put greed aside to advance the nation.
China party are representatives of "China the Happy Meal Producer of the World". They rather oppress their own people to advance their own cause in the name of their culture. We, the people of Chosun, are the exact opposite. We strive to bring prosperity to all people. You do not.