And Thus All Juche's Enemies Ridiculously Killed Democracy
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by Joseph Stalinator
Comrades, Glorious followers, how many of you truly, honestly support this notion of "China"? How many of you self identify as "Chinese"? If you were to believe the "China" Party, or whatever absurd name it goes by now, we must all keep up the pretenses of being "Chinese". They disparage Glorious Leader, yet seem content to idolize this false notion of "China" and delude themselves that all of West Korea is inhabited by "Chinese".
Tell me, Glorious Comrades, how many articles are even written in "Chinese"? How many of the articles that are written in "Chinese" are gloriously upvoted or commented upon in a serious manner? Flem complains that debate is lacking from the Juche party, yet he supports those who would post in a language most West Koreans cannot even read, let alone debate in.
Now, at the last elections, how did the nationalist "Chinese" party fare? Not well. It was slaughtered by the Juche Box Party, which, with over 70% of the vote, truly represents the people.
So where does the "China" Party get off complaining about Juche's policies? What mandate do they claim grants them the right to preserve a language few use, other than simply posting more than the average obedient Juche follower?
We must cease bowing to the interests of a small, impassioned minority. Juche has come too far to see its dreams crushed by insane reactionaries. Their constituency consists of few real "chinese", instead consisting primarily of spoiled middle class capitalist Chinese-Americans or other members of the diaspora, or fanfiction composing children like pyroelectricity.
It is for these reasons that I chose to begin my campaign against Snayke and the dissidents within the party, and for these reasons I continue to support Kim Jong Rad as Glorious Leader's earthly representative. With the spirit of Glorious Leader's avatar, Lidox, guiding our path, we may pave the way for a more Glorious Juche future. It is for these reasons Goonization of West Korea, the implementation of its official re-kulturization program, is both legitimate and wise.
I challenge those who believe in democracy to oppose the efforts to formally establish West Korea, and to find solid moral justifications to oppose Glorious Leader in this context.
Down with the oppressive minority! Long Live West Korea, All Hail Glorious Leader!
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"We must cease bowing to the interests of a small, impassioned minority. Juche has come too far to see its dreams crushed by insane reactionaries. Their constituency consists of few real "chinese", instead consisting primarily of spoiled middle class capitalist Chinese-Americans or other members of the diaspora, or fanfiction composing children like pyroelectricity."
Spoken like a true West Korean hero.
May Glorious Leader shine his blessings upon you.
Long Live Glorious Leader!
Well put Joseph. I am with you.
Why isn't this post in West Korean?
Down with Juchebox!
You know some Koreans you are. I have yet to see any articles in Korean.
Also, by your reasoning, you don't care how you get power. Even if you have to purge over 25 percent of a countries entire population. How do you plan to justify that?
We don't need justification. Glorious Leader demands it, and we act.
I should make a newspaper and begin writing articles in Chinese, just to refute your argument...
Many of us are Chinese. However, it is more difficult to read and write in Chinese than it is to speak it. It is even more difficult to type in Chinese. I could type a paragraph in English in the time that it takes for me to type a sentence in Chinese.
Also, I would not deny that currently, Juche represents the majority. However, you do not represent the majority of the Juche. There are, at maximum, 30 of you. There are nearly 200 people within the Juche Box Party, and some of them are quite neutral about this whole affair. Before you start demanding justification for the demands of the People's Republican Party, I demand that you legitimize your actions, which clearly do not represent most of the Juche.
Glorious leader is a pig... you are pig worshiper. Your whole gang are nothing but pigs! Thank You.
The End. wont be coming back to read more messages.
I know it was you SparkT. You broke my heart.
How strong? STRONG ENOUGH TO PURGE THE UNBELIEVERS!
당신 것을 전혀 모르고 난 널 모욕입니다. 그는 유일하게 중요한 것이 아니었습니다.
The articles in China are not written in Chinese because there are many eChinese that are not RL Chinese or RL Chinese people that grew up outside of RL China who are not extremely proficient in Chinese. More people would be able to read an English article than a Chinese article.
True, the Juche Box Party has over 200 people while the People's Republican Party only has 60, and that most of Congress is comprised of Juche Box members, but that is just because you have more people in the first place.
Furthermore, the supporters of this so-called "West Korea" only represent a small portion of the Juche Box Party, as Bohao has said, and wouldn't this lead your West Korea regime to be a minority ruling the majority?
So where are you getting these numbers of actual supporters from? Bohao?
Well, so far, only twenty-something dissenters have shown their true colors.
Anybody that has not shown their true colors are either not active enough to care, or are simply biding their time. For some reason, I think that it's the former, since the situation is pretty critical right now.
"Glorious Leader" 是谁？我不懂这是关于什么的, 因为我是新来的。
>Also, by your reasoning, you don't care how you get power. Even if you have to purge over 25 percent of a countries entire population. How do you plan to justify that?
In order to make an omelet you have to crack a few eggs.
You're not even trying to make an omelet, though. Maybe poisonous yellow gunk, but definitely not an omelet.
@Bohao OH ICE BURN
As for the number of Juche supporters, take a look at the upcoming party presidency election if you want to continue doubting us.
谢谢，Ratio
Thanks for answering my question! I am new here, so I don't really understand what's going on. As a new citizen, what do I need to do?
"There are, at maximum, 30 of you. There are nearly 200 people within the Juche Box Party, and some of them are quite neutral about this whole affair."
This is quite incorrect. We are simply the most Vocal members of the movement. We have many underlings who do not write newspapers or comment as much. Many of us are in command of squads who will follow our orders and vote for KJRad. I alone command a group of 9 Goons. So you can imagine the numbers when you start counting other Rebel squads.
As I mentioned in another article (but going to say here since this is newer and relevant) since KJR and his cronies have almost ceased power of Juche you have went from just under 250 members to 189. You don't even control your party yet and you have lost almost 25% of your party 😛 best leader ever?
"Comment as much"? More like "at all".
Anyways, how many of the "vocal" members actually control these goonsquads? From what I have understood of this conflict, several goonsquads are still loyal to Snayke, pretty much effectively cancelling out your goonsquad.
Quality is certainly not equal to quantity, I would think.
How naive child. You severely misunderstand our entire structure. Yet you make assumptions of how many of us there are. That's funny.
"how many of the "vocal" members actually control these goonsquads?"
Couldn't tell you, internal documents that outline the Goon Squad structure are for Goon eyes only. I could be killed just mentioning it.
Hodori, at least insult communism in a language that normal people understand.
I wasn't referring to the quality of the noble goons that have chosen to remain loyal towards snayke. I know of at least 1 goonsquad that remains loyal, however, and that will cancel out Stalin-chan's goonsquad. I do not know precisely how many goonsquads there are, but I would imagine that there are anywhere from 4 to 12 goonsquads, based on the goons' definition of leadership when it was outlined.
However, I would also imagine that every goon is a member of a goonsquad. Therefore, the goonsquads are the only resources that Kim Jong Rad has to draw on. There are at least 60 members of Juche that are probably still loyal to Snayke, based on the number of people that left the Juche Box Party. In addition, I don't believe that all 100+ members of the Juche Box Party are active. Therefore, I still don't think that you have as much of an advantage in numbers as you think you do.
Truly you have outsmarted your enemies Bohao. Why is this Snayke guy so great anyway?
It's true, our slaughter at the congressional elections show we have only 120 goons to draw upon. Our power diminishes!
How little you know of JucheBox Bohao. West Korea is bigger than we are, with the only thing surpassing it being the glory of Glorious Leader, which soon the whole world will bask in!
Hail Juche! Hail Glorious Leader! Hail West Korea!
You are a fool for making enemies of us Bohao. Snaykes support is minimal. The general consensus in the Goon community is that Snayke is scum and no longer considered a Goon in their eyes. I can assure you all Goon Squads are active and ready to mobilize. Sleeping in wait for the time to strike.
Well I didn't really care about any of this, but if I can help keep Bohao away from any position of leadership, I'll help.
He seems a little too angry and unstable to be trusted with anything that's not made of Nerf.
Snayke was just the mouthpiece for our true leaders. Now that he has proven himself a traitor the Grand Council of Glorious Leader shall issue orders to have his supporters purged. When that happens you will see a MASSIVE change in Goon power. We are but the scouting party. Over 400 Goons are arming themselves in the Twisting Neathers. Soon they will pour out into the corporal world of West Korea and there will be nowhere for you to hide.
How strong? OVER 9000 [Goons]!
Oh, sorry.
중국어 공산주의 티베트 죽였어. 난 바나나와 자동차 물고기도 어제처럼
This argument is getting nowhere.
Either you have the goon resources to draw upon, or you are just bluffing. I'm thinking the latter. But by all means, prove me wrong during the next elections.
And @The 1907 Foundation
I'm unstable, and yet, the people that are attempting to rename China "West Korea" and turn it into a communist regime are stable?
Should I look up the definition of "stable" for you too? Because you evidently need to brush up on your vocabulary. Don't use words if they are too big for you to comprehend their meaning.
And for the record, I will be gone for a good chunk of next month, so I have no intention of running for any position of power, at least, until August or September.
By August you will have left West Korea so we don't think that will be an issue.
Why, are you going back to that bastion of anti-communism that is Real Life China?
@Stalin-chan
You know, it is impossible to force somebody out of a country, right? Your spam and hate words will only affect people that will actually bother to read them, because they have nothing better to do.
I am not so easily annoyed.
Unless, of course, you are referring to some sort of plot to liberate South Korea by August and have it conquer China, then I'll have nothing more to say on the matter.
You really promise you have nothing more to say? I'll believe it when I see it.
If you manage to kick me out of China, then yes, I promise that I will have nothing more to say in the Chinese news.
China is the chinese and chinese friend's country, where is the West Korea? Only in your mind? So out from china and live in your mind please. Daydreamer !!
Chinese people have always dared to dream big. Just ask the guy who stood in front of the tank at Tienanmen square 20 yea-oops, oh, right, nothing important happened 20 years ago, especially not with tanks.