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And so arrived the 666th day of eRepublik
Dear citizens,
We all feel the growing tensions in our beautiful New World, that few days ago were just whispers, but are now getting louder and louder: “will the Ugly-One show up?” In the last days paroxysm has reached unbearable levels, we've seen citizens donating all their money to their brothers because it doesn't matter anymore, we've seen managers giving up their high-quality companies in order to start selling holy water. We have even seen a guy trying to sell Q5 blessings which supposedly would wash away a minimum of 100 sins. We started to do research in order to find out what this was all about, and pretty quickly things were cleared up. Not long after the creation of the New World, the ancient civilization of Betanianus Persianus, living in deplorable Q1 houses in what is today Iran, predicted the comeback of the Ugly-One. The sacred text reads “[...]and in the six hundredth and sixty sixth day after the creation of the New World, the Ugly-One will tear apart the world, rising from the black depths to bring destruction, pain and sufferance among the citizens. To recognize the beast, just look after the 404 code tattoo, somewhere on his head.”
This text is too old, no physical evidence exists, but generation after generation of citizens has passed on these stories to the youths. Citizens, have no fear! Our brave team is prepared to fight the beast, and all of us will see the rising and shining sun on day 667!
The first measure was to hunt down the headless chicken. You can't imagine how creepy it was trying to catch a vigorous chicken with no head, running all over the offices. Finally, after more than 20 minutes we got her! Headless chicken is our captive now, locked in an impenetrable cage, guarded by two fearless programmers. When we tried to get the screwdriver from her hand, the chicken just went mad, really mad, but in the end we won again! So, having the chicken captive and, most importantly, without the screwdriver, we are secure.
Next, we hired a team of 22 priests, each of them armed with The Holy Bible of PHP&Symphony (2009 edition) ready to unleash powerful holy bits in case the Ugly-One shows up. We had a strong debate here, because those fellas are pretty expensive and we couldn't afford them initially. We had to sell our Foosball table, our licensed computer games, our coffee maker, everything...but it still wasn't enough! Fortunately, once again, Ivona saved us by agreeing to appear in FHM magazine, which brought us more cash than we had obtained by selling all our stuff. Now the priority is to get back at least George`s desk and chair that we had already sold.
So, everybody, stay calm. Don't give away your belongings, don't try to clone yourself hoping for increased chances of surviving the rumored apocalypse. And don't worry, we'll get over this dangerous 666 day with no problems, so that we'll celebrate day 1000 of the New World.
Regards,
The eRepublik Team
We all feel the growing tensions in our beautiful New World, that few days ago were just whispers, but are now getting louder and louder: “will the Ugly-One show up?” In the last days paroxysm has reached unbearable levels, we've seen citizens donating all their money to their brothers because it doesn't matter anymore, we've seen managers giving up their high-quality companies in order to start selling holy water. We have even seen a guy trying to sell Q5 blessings which supposedly would wash away a minimum of 100 sins. We started to do research in order to find out what this was all about, and pretty quickly things were cleared up. Not long after the creation of the New World, the ancient civilization of Betanianus Persianus, living in deplorable Q1 houses in what is today Iran, predicted the comeback of the Ugly-One. The sacred text reads “[...]and in the six hundredth and sixty sixth day after the creation of the New World, the Ugly-One will tear apart the world, rising from the black depths to bring destruction, pain and sufferance among the citizens. To recognize the beast, just look after the 404 code tattoo, somewhere on his head.”
This text is too old, no physical evidence exists, but generation after generation of citizens has passed on these stories to the youths. Citizens, have no fear! Our brave team is prepared to fight the beast, and all of us will see the rising and shining sun on day 667!
The first measure was to hunt down the headless chicken. You can't imagine how creepy it was trying to catch a vigorous chicken with no head, running all over the offices. Finally, after more than 20 minutes we got her! Headless chicken is our captive now, locked in an impenetrable cage, guarded by two fearless programmers. When we tried to get the screwdriver from her hand, the chicken just went mad, really mad, but in the end we won again! So, having the chicken captive and, most importantly, without the screwdriver, we are secure.
Next, we hired a team of 22 priests, each of them armed with The Holy Bible of PHP&Symphony (2009 edition) ready to unleash powerful holy bits in case the Ugly-One shows up. We had a strong debate here, because those fellas are pretty expensive and we couldn't afford them initially. We had to sell our Foosball table, our licensed computer games, our coffee maker, everything...but it still wasn't enough! Fortunately, once again, Ivona saved us by agreeing to appear in FHM magazine, which brought us more cash than we had obtained by selling all our stuff. Now the priority is to get back at least George`s desk and chair that we had already sold.
So, everybody, stay calm. Don't give away your belongings, don't try to clone yourself hoping for increased chances of surviving the rumored apocalypse. And don't worry, we'll get over this dangerous 666 day with no problems, so that we'll celebrate day 1000 of the New World.
Regards,
The eRepublik Team
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and on this day israel had 666 citizens!
Ha!
Nice! feel much safer now
haha!!
eArmageddonmaxxx!
viva eEspaña!
ML preserve us!
Are we gonna e-die?
O.ops
Free Headless Chicken!
-_-
OMG What will happend?
umm, dissapointing. No devil show up?
Btw, the cult of Guru Varnish is the only way to e-salvation
May the eLord have mercy on us all...
Pray for day 667!
god bless erepublik
see you on next 777 days
You forgot to write down the link where we can check out that photo session
Dio Brando will protect us :]
hahaha
WOOOT
888 is better
666 :metal:
Ave Admin!
that's what you think!
muhahahahahahaha
haha
Ymdar, the Dios would have been more expensive than an IRL team of priests.
\o
Petition:Free the Headless Chicken
<a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/125920/petition-free-the-headless-chicken" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/[..]icken</a>
Dio will guide us through this day
Let's kill the headless chicken!
the number of the beast!
Only Djozike could save the eWorld, but he is suspended now...
<a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/285821" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/prof[..]85821</a>
the only easy day was yesterday,
what we do tomorrow is 667 th day of erepublik...
All people banned, thieves!
Its the 666 day in erepublik. And so what?
LoL
OMFG! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! PANIC!
LOUD NOISES!
Don't save the chicken! Eat it!!!
Seems like a godd time to make a chicken soup to feast upon!
u admini ludi smo a
lol
voted hope I will wake up tomorow
It's the day of the restart of the new world...
lol create a system generated country to battle all eCountries to destruction hhhh
I LOL´D
vote
Lets hope no one suffers from Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia...
Helpp... the headless chicken is free !! :o
<a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/organization/1851986" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/organization[..]1986</a>
Aouuu !! Give the headless chicken back to the rally !!
nicececece ... lock it in a deep deep dark cellar and throw it in the ocean ... hahahhha ..
does someone have link of ivona pctures in FHM magazin let me know )
lol
cool
eh na... zi acu... cum e sa te abonezi la un ziar care ORICUM e pe prima pagina?? ))
666? un mare fasss...
† - our defense
Finaly
satan's day
THX Ivona!! Where can we find a copy of the magazine ?
Finally, the first EI article which makes sense :p
I got a photo of the captured Headless Chicken: <a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-666--940920/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-666[..]/1/20</a>
what do u now about persian in eworld and real world!???
you are not in extent talk about persians peolpe
Cozlamaxx
i feel funny.........
i feel funny.........
i know who The Ugly One is:Zoli.and yes,he is a great pain,in the assets:D
FREE HEADLESS CHICKEN!!
...or maybe we can roast it up and feast in celebration of day 667
we destroy canada again to show how we are powerfull and who is wretch
you should just kill that headless chicken!!!111oneone
lol
yea... ofc.... i supose it was 111 222.... 666 days of great victories for priests and fairies but than what's all about that 616 day? i mean the evil was in vacation or?.. k..... i';m going out to buy some cigars...
@fcsooti
yeh haha!!
Dio takes care of us.
Long life to theocracy!
quoi y a pas de nuke quel dommage
um i dont get it
why we gona die ? :p
Everybody ready!
hahahahahahahah
in the next day death will swallow you all and only Persian people will survive! die....
Link with photo session is a must!
And while you chase headless chickens, hundreds of eSerbian players are being banned only because they use the same internet provider... It takes days to get response to tickets, but only an hour to delete our open letter with few hundred signes... If you don't want eSerbia to exist just say so, ban all of us and delete the country... IT would be more fair then what you're doing now... And I'll probably earn ban myself for this comment and challenging the Greek gods, but I don't care anymore...
not funneh. s0z.
If i had a newspaper, wich i don't, i would like to publish the photos resulting from that session.I'm sure that i would gather 1000 subscribes and votes.All in the first 5 minutes after posting it.
Hahaha, cool!
Hey, Ivona on FHM? We want that pics too! Will they be on the next Insider?
Boring...
lol
LOL
Running for congress again.
i had sam bugs with healing and fighting...
I liked the prophecy where the holy got to be admins better...
LOL Israel has 666 citizen on day 666
what is this mean anyway
Ivona saved us by agreeing to appear in FHM magazine.
))) good one.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHe6FMs46o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHe6FMs4[..]Ms46o</a> Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast! \m/
give me money give me money
we need only 666 votes for this article, no more
YEAH!!!
admin you are killing me where has my post gone ? )
OMG, Israel is gonna destroy us all! 666 citizens on day 666!
PEACE WILL BE CAST INTO THE HELLFIRE
Lol, Go ADMINS
ADMINS=GOD
we want to see Ivona`s fhm photos
Hem.....very funny.
сдеся мошет быт твайя рекхлама, насяльника!!!
and happy birthday to me