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Just thought I'd share an old Dioist parable that I thought of just now. It's a tale of Dio's love and how much we love Dio Brando, our God Emperor, now and 4ever.

Enjoy~

One day, a young Agent Chieftain was walking along the dunes of Pakistan with his mentor, the prophet Falcon. They were enjoying that feel of Pakistan's warm and ever-embracing sand between their calloused toes, the sight of Dio's glorious land, and the burning of his love from the sun that he created, above.

Agent Chieftain, in his infinite curiosity, turned to his mentor, the prophet, Falcon. He said to his teacher: "Beluvd teecher, most onorible n wize: do u luv dio 4ver?"

"NO," replied Falcon.

Agent Chieftain started crying uncontrollably and ran across the dunes.

He ran until he couldn't run anymore. Then he ran some more. He ran so long and so far that he ended up in Spain. Being the young Pakistani that he was, Agent Chieftain was afraid at the sight of the pigs.

But he was a Pakistani, so Agent decided that he was going to kill the pigs until he had shown his God Emperor, Dio Brando, that he loved him 4ever, even if his teacher did not. So Agent Chieftain killed the Spaniards with all the love in his heart. He killed them until there were no more in sight, until the last pigs left in Spain had run away and fear, because Spaniards are stupid and cowardly. Then he killed them some more.

Convinced that he was now superior to Falcon, the prophet, Agent Chieftain walked back to Pakistan to confront his teacher, to show him that he loved Dio Brando, God Emperor of Pakistan, which is the entire World, more than His Grand Vizier.

So when Agent Chieftain returned to Pakistan and found his teacher, hard at work in Dio's glory, he almost exulted himself in shame. But then he remembered all the pigs that he had slaughtered in Dio's name, and what his teacher, Falcon, the prophet, had told him those many months ago.

And Agent Chieftain said to Falcon, the prophet: "u ma not luv dio 4ever falcon my teecher, but i do. wut do u tink uv dat."

Falcon responded to his student, Agent Chieftain: "u didnt let me finsh my studint. wut i wuz goin 2 say wuz dat i luv dio 5ever."

And Agent Chieftain, student of Falcon, the prophet, exulted himself in Dio's name, and he prostrated himself to his teacher, Falcon, the prophet.

And Dio was Glorious; then, now, and 5ever.

THE END

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Emerick Day 1,538, 08:58

I hope we all learned something 2day

Lorenzo Medici Day 1,538, 09:06

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Kemal Ergenekon Day 1,538, 09:19

RsAD Day 1,538, 09:24

hahaha

Nya Muad Dib Day 1,538, 09:26

Joey Jackson Day 1,538, 09:34

i luv dio 5ever

Old Gregg Day 1,538, 09:47

vote this if u cry evrytiem

Athanaric Day 1,538, 09:47

Liquid Oxygen Day 1,538, 09:53

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The Libertine Day 1,538, 10:09

rainy sunday Day 1,538, 10:43

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anonymoushooligan Day 1,538, 12:03

Vladimir Czenishkov Day 1,538, 12:32

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Redphienix Day 1,538, 13:04

All my heart for Dio, as I fight for the glory that is ePakistan.

Something some dioists can't say they've done -.-

bozli Day 1,538, 13:15

not bad

Emerick Day 1,538, 14:31

Blank Keating Day 1,538, 20:22

I learned something 3day.

M.Leviathin Day 1,539, 17:02

~Dio Brando 5ever~
~5ever Dio Brando~

Trogdorthetroll100 Day 1,539, 17:58

5ever?