An ode to Henry Pfeiffer Arundel who hasn't died just yet.

Day 2,562, 20:06 • Published in USA USA • by Josh Whitehead
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My last article, I wrote a nice, humorist piece of pure journalism for all kind to read and to enjoy. A great article about THE Jude Conners as we know hes leaving the game. This time around, you will either love it or hate it. This article that is. I hope it doesn't offended you, too much. Enjoy.

Henry Pfeiffer Arundel born 200x and died alone on eRepublik sometime 2015. he is survived by many friends whom he spent his lifetime torturing in every way possible. While he neglected and abused his “national security” positions and asking people for passwords, he refused to allow anyone else to care or show compassion towards them. When they became more advance in eRepublik, he stalked and tortured anyone they dared to love.

Everyone he met, young or eleite player was tortured by his cruelty and exposure to violence, whining activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit.



Puffer was killed when he rushed into a burning firepit to save his roasted marshmallows and chocolate . Talk about a smored death...am I right? no? whatever.....

Right to the end, at age whatever this time around, he would do things like, say “I like you” or “thank you for your service”, first bumps at perfect strangers, playing boogie woogie and trolling innocent people, and racing others in Congress with “jokes on you, I’m Pfeiffer”.

On behalf of his friends who oddly still support him, whom he so abrasively exposed to his evil and violent elife, we celebrate his death from this game and hope he lives in the after-life reliving each gesture of creating mulies, cruelty, and shame that he delivered on his comrades and the eRepublik community.

Pfeiffer, was one of the best in the business. And and he loved doing it. Pfeiffer loved to tell stories. You could be sure 50% of every story was true. You just never knew which 50%. Josh Whitehead (RIP), Plato and Jude Conners(RIP) were his eRepublik heroes.



His surviving USWP members will now live the rest of their lives with the peace of knowing their nightmare finally has some form of closure.

Most of us have found peace in helping those who have been exposed to being a victim and hope this message of his edeath can revive our message that abusing players and his forum powers or getting away with crap is unforgivable, shameless, and should not be tolerated in a "humane society". Our greatest wish now, is to stimulate a national movement that mandates a purposeful and dedicated war against people like Ajay Bruno, Pfieffer and that one guy who lives in the van by the river Josh Whitehead, in eUSA.

In lieu of money , friends are asked to please donate in Pfeiffer's ’s multi memories to the 'Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard' foundation. Which helps Silverbeard’s no pants prob....wait, what?

Pfeiffer leaves behind a thought for all to ponder, given years of gathering wisdom from different nations and deep study of the eRepublik philosophers: "Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal! " and " Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of multies."



YARRRRR!
-Silverbeard
Silverbeard's recommend links;
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List of Facebook Pages of other nations -|- Socialist Freedom Party; Party President -|- Josh’s epic sauce radio show -|- SFP Forums -|- Bear Calvary

Again, if you wish, you can donate in Pfeiffer's memory to the 'Dirty Scarlet Silverbeard' foundation.

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