An "interview" with Mr. Crocodile

Day 3,133, 05:48 • Published in Cuba Iran • by Janty F


This article was written not by Viceminister of Foreign Affairs, but by eCuban citizen Janty F. This is why it is not published in official eCuban news and why is it missing all eCuban banners. The article is based on the comments from my previous article. So have fun and before you comment, please remember... racism is bad 😉.


Greetings, ladies and gentleman,

today, I bring you a very special interview with one of the most famous eCuban citizens, a guy named Mr. Crocodile. Today, I brought him to my studio in order to ask him a couple of questions, which he was unable to answer thus far. Hopefully, he will answer them today. So welcome, Mr. Crocodile!


How are you doing, Mr. Crocodile?

I'm doing fine, but government is doing wrong!

Allright then... I'm sure we could debate about this for a long time. However, today we are here to talk about another topic.

Will this be published in both languages and official org?

I'm afraid not... it is not a governmental article.

Well, you are breaking the law anyway! It is Art 3, section 1 a), version 15/2015

Ehem... thanks.

No need, I won't bother to read this article anyway, because it comes from the member of evil coalition of MTOers.

Yes, about that... There have been some recent rumors, that you gave CS to guy, who later tried to MTO one of our friendly nations, eAustralia. He even threatened eAustralian Congressmembers. The guy is now banned though. What can you say about it?

I deny all of what you said, you anti-Turkish racist!

Uhm... what? I haven't even said the nationality of said MTOer.

But you wanted to say he was Turkish!

Well... he was. But that doesn't mean...

You are a racist and you hate all the Turks. :/ I feel bad for you. You're showing it with your disrepectful comments against the people of eCuba.

No, I don't! I'm not a racist, you know why?

Heh?

Because you can find stupid people everywhere, regardless of their race.

...

Anyway, since you started the topic of racism - you are always claiming that all people around you are racist and they act disrespectfully against other eCuban citizens.

That's right, and I have two gigabytes of screenshots in this regard.

Two gigabytes 😮 ?

I screenshot everything I see, so that I can use it against others everytime I want. I also have master's degree in Photoshop, in case screenshots are not good enough. I will present all of my screenshots in the comment section!

'kay... Anyway, yesterday, you ALSO acted disrespectfully against other eCuban citizens. Do you realize that?

I would never do such a thing! Me, the hero of eCuba? I single-handedly defeated Dictator with my own money and my own army, while you and your friends were fighting on the other side.

Uhm... I wasn't even involved in that.

But you support it anyway.

I don't think so.

Look at your profile - you have Dic medals and that's enough proof to me. Also, you once commented MilanCho's article with "o7" .

Riiiiight... Anyway, as I have said, yesterday, you have been caught to falsely accuse other eCuban citizens from racism. Is that the kind of behaviour you want to introduce in eCuba? Racism is bad, we agree upon that, but false accusations about racism are similarly bad, do you realize that?

In your comments you have said that the Turks are MTOers, that's a lie.

No, I haven't said that.

Yes, you did!

Can you prove it?

I can prove that one Spanish guy said to me something bad about Turks.

And was that guy me?

No, but you support him.

I don't even know about which guy you are talking right now.

About you, of course. You are one of NachoKiller multies, aren't you. I knew it all the time! I must stop you!

Wait, WHAT??

Come here, you bugger...



Yours
Janty F