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An End to Chaos

15 Day 818, 23:16 Canada
All good things must come to pass. It is with a heavy heart and somber mood that I regretfully inform you of the bitter end of CHAOS. The Coalition of Homicidal Anarchists and Organized Sociopaths, eCanada's oldest and most revered party, has run its course. Some may remember the fun we had, the havoc we set forth, and the genius we inspired.

Some of you may remember certain "fun" in specific. Our dutifully elected Presidential candidate came under fire and was eventually banned for his political policies and personal beliefs. DAL, always quick to frenzy, disproved of our forum work, going so far as to ban head CHAOS representatives from the DAL forums and IRC. And, of course, who can forget the month we had our very own Prime Minister heed our every beck and call? Good times, but times long since passed.

CHAOS is no more. As the last heir of Chaos, declared as such by the original Clown Prince, I officially disband our glorious regime. To all members of CHAOS, past and present, I thank you.

This is Uraczak,
The Last King of Chaos,
Signing off.

 
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Dominik
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Dominik Day 818, 23:18

A gin-scented tear has trickled down my nose.


Oh crap, it's the estate of George Orwell! *Hides under bed*

 
TemujinBC
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TemujinBC Day 818, 23:28

Noooooooooo!!!!

 
Gofarman
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Gofarman Day 818, 23:43

It's about time, now you can spread chaos in a truly chaotic fashion throughout all the eWorld, not just eCanada.

 
PimpDollaz
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PimpDollaz Day 818, 02:30

Buy some snacky cakes instead

 
jbdivinus
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jbdivinus Day 818, 04:49

chaos will live on!

 
Nathaniel Brodsky
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Nathaniel Brodsky Day 818, 06:35

Oh, no! Who can I secretly vote for now?

 
saltydog
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saltydog Day 818, 07:46

Rosebud.............Roooooseeeebuddddddd dd

 
Tyler F Durden
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Tyler F Durden Day 818, 08:34

The Ministry of Disinformation will be discontinued due to unpopular public sentiments. Thank you for your time.

This has been a message from the Ministry of Disinformation.

 
emilio sanchez
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emilio sanchez Day 818, 09:30

So long Chaos. The spirit will will live on!

 
Scorpius
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Scorpius Day 818, 09:43

*feigns upset*

 
Dominik
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Dominik Day 818, 09:43

"The Ministry of Disinformation will be discontinued due to unpopular public sentiments. Thank you for your time."


But.... but... its last report said that it had a 100% approval rating! Surely the Ministry of Disinformation was not lying!

 
Leandros8
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Leandros8 Day 818, 13:38

Damn, I will miss this group.

 
Kiel Molten
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Kiel Molten Day 818, 14:43

darn shame if you ask me

 
Citizen B
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Citizen B Day 819, 00:33

rosebud

 
Plugson
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Plugson Day 837, 23:59

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuy[..]uyV4</a>
The reports of CHAOS' death are greatly exaggerated. CHAOS is getting better and expected to make a full recovery by April elections.

The premature death of Canada's Canadians for Canada Party (CC4CP) may have been against regulations; however, CHAOS should not meet such a demise.

The gears are again turning as the 12M clock is wound back to life:
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&amp;ProductNo=414041575&amp;colorNo=0&amp;pr=F" target="_blank">http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.[..]pr=F</a>


&quot;I feel HAPPY!&quot;

...and so should you