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An End to Chaos
All good things must come to pass. It is with a heavy heart and somber mood that I regretfully inform you of the bitter end of CHAOS. The Coalition of Homicidal Anarchists and Organized Sociopaths, eCanada's oldest and most revered party, has run its course. Some may remember the fun we had, the havoc we set forth, and the genius we inspired.
Some of you may remember certain "fun" in specific. Our dutifully elected Presidential candidate came under fire and was eventually banned for his political policies and personal beliefs. DAL, always quick to frenzy, disproved of our forum work, going so far as to ban head CHAOS representatives from the DAL forums and IRC. And, of course, who can forget the month we had our very own Prime Minister heed our every beck and call? Good times, but times long since passed.
CHAOS is no more. As the last heir of Chaos, declared as such by the original Clown Prince, I officially disband our glorious regime. To all members of CHAOS, past and present, I thank you.
This is Uraczak,
The Last King of Chaos,
Signing off.
Some of you may remember certain "fun" in specific. Our dutifully elected Presidential candidate came under fire and was eventually banned for his political policies and personal beliefs. DAL, always quick to frenzy, disproved of our forum work, going so far as to ban head CHAOS representatives from the DAL forums and IRC. And, of course, who can forget the month we had our very own Prime Minister heed our every beck and call? Good times, but times long since passed.
CHAOS is no more. As the last heir of Chaos, declared as such by the original Clown Prince, I officially disband our glorious regime. To all members of CHAOS, past and present, I thank you.
This is Uraczak,
The Last King of Chaos,
Signing off.

A gin-scented tear has trickled down my nose.
Oh crap, it's the estate of George Orwell! *Hides under bed*
Noooooooooo!!!!
It's about time, now you can spread chaos in a truly chaotic fashion throughout all the eWorld, not just eCanada.
Buy some snacky cakes instead
chaos will live on!
Oh, no! Who can I secretly vote for now?
Rosebud.............Roooooseeeebuddddddd dd
The Ministry of Disinformation will be discontinued due to unpopular public sentiments. Thank you for your time.
This has been a message from the Ministry of Disinformation.
So long Chaos. The spirit will will live on!
*feigns upset*
"The Ministry of Disinformation will be discontinued due to unpopular public sentiments. Thank you for your time."
But.... but... its last report said that it had a 100% approval rating! Surely the Ministry of Disinformation was not lying!
Damn, I will miss this group.
darn shame if you ask me
rosebud
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuy[..]uyV4</a>
The reports of CHAOS' death are greatly exaggerated. CHAOS is getting better and expected to make a full recovery by April elections.
The premature death of Canada's Canadians for Canada Party (CC4CP) may have been against regulations; however, CHAOS should not meet such a demise.
The gears are again turning as the 12M clock is wound back to life:
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=414041575&colorNo=0&pr=F" target="_blank">http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.[..]pr=F</a>
"I feel HAPPY!"
...and so should you