American Freedom Alliance: A WIN For America!

Day 1,772, 13:39 • Published in USA USA • by Ronald Gipper Reagan

Today marks a truly historic victory for the American Freedom Alliance and the eUnited States of America. The spin doctors and smear merchants can try to say what they want about it, but there is no doubt that they are shaking in their boots over the wide ranging support we have with so many of the American people. For those of you disappointed about not making it in to Congress, further on down in the article I will tell you about how you can be GUARANTEED a seat next time around. We had to make some very difficult decisions, and not everyone could be happy unfortunately. However, I think we got a fantastic and diverse group of candidates elected this time, and I know they will serve our party and our country well in their new roles. I myself am privileged to be among this group. Initially I resisted because as you know, it is in my nature to help others first, but certain people would not take no for an answer, so I look forward to working with all of you.  Now, I will address some of our detractors….

I would like to state, that all of our Congressmen have been instructed not to make proposals that will hurt the country. In regard to immigration, we will continue to allow ALLIES of the eUnited States in to this country. The vast majority of the people we bring in fight for the US, and any even join American MU’s. Unlike a certain other group, we always put our country first, and we all actually speak English on our party feed. This leads me to my next point, that of people trying to brand us as a “Serbian PTO party”, which is absolutely outrageous and untrue. For those of you who seem to be obsessed with ethnic origin, which is totally irrelevant and sounds like something straight out of 1933-1945 Germany, I will give a breakdown of the 15 Congressmen we elected this month below this hilarious cat picture.

There are four Serbs, two Americans, two Romanians, one Macedonian, one Bulgarian, one Korean, one Bosnian, one Hungarian, one Frenchman, and one Slovenian. This was meant to best represent some of our larger support groups and representing some of the best people they have to offer. As I said earlier, of the 141 people (136 if you take out those disqualified due to region loss), there were scores more who would’ve made superb Congressmen. Our party cares deeply about this great nation, and we just so happen to think that surrendering our regions and ruining our resource bonuses due to not wanting anyone else to have power, and personal hatred are not good things for the country to be subjected to. I refuse to practice discrimination against anyone based on the policies of a few people in a foreign government. I have never, and will never do it. It is un-American, and it goes against the very core of what our country was founded upon.

Also, for the record, AMP didn’t really “beat” us, since INCI & AMP openly admit that they voted for their candidates. Isn’t it funny how one group of foreigners is so great if they help those in power stay in power, but for those who stand opposed to these horrible policies and with the political opposition in the country, get labeled “terrorists” and are accused of trying to destroy the same country that is ironically already being destroyed by the current ruling government? Candor even offered our Congressmen a bribe to resign from Congress, not to mention the daily harassment our members receive. Is this what America has become? A land of bribery, extortion, and intimidation? That’s not the America I know and love, and I hope it isn’t yours. It’s time to make this country a shining city on a hill once again.

and finally.... a CONTEST!
The THREE people who recruit the most new party members over the next month will get GUARANTEED spots in the next eUS Congress. The rules are as follows.
1. The person you recruit must message me informing me that you brought them in to the party.
2. They must not currently be a member of this party. I keep records and if I find out you are cheating, you will be disqualified.
3. You must not have intentions to PTO our party or otherwise distort the integrity of the contest.
4. Prize will be NULL and VOID if the number of members brought in to the party that are still here in 30 days is less than 10.