America - You JUST Got Pfeiffered!
Day 1,749, 00:00
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by Ronald Gipper Reagan
It appears the Alexander Auctoritas campaign has been nothing but a ruse to give Henry "Pfeiffer" Arundel a chance to win the Presidency. He has managed to get three other Top Five nominated candidates on the ballot which dramatically increases his chance of winning.
Since only he or Palestinian Stevens have a chance at winning, and I am not going to be on the ballot, Vote for Henry "Pfeiffer" Arundel because he will fail so epically. I was going to say to vote for the Romanian candidate, but that would just be a protest vote. This is a true lulz vote. Palestinian Stevens is even worse than Pfeiffer. Besides, what is more Presidential than THIS?
Who knows? Maybe he will take us all to Chick-fil-a, but oh wait, he doesn't like them because they support traditional values, oh well, it doesn't hurt to ask!
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Good one !
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/whats-going-on-now-2113397/1/20
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We don't have a 'chick fill it' here, just KFC. BK moved out, closest one if 40 miles. We gots Steak & Shake, Applebees, Outback & Chilies, Y no good fast food?
I keep askin' Jack in the Box to put a store here. Something about a ff restaurant that sells hamburgers, tacos and egg rolls appeals to me.
If Fluffer does win I'm getting the hell out of Dodge.
Holy crap! Now, does Pfeiffer support CTRL or is he an EDEN PTO candidate? Isn't he Croatian?
meanwhile in RCP! oh wait!
RGR, you should be ashamed of writting this. Just because you don't like Pfeiffer it's not in your right to go public just because the guy wasn't able to log on in time to give the endorsement to Alexander Auctoritas.
In case you don't know, Pfeiffer lives around the area where the Isaac hurricane is passing through. Next time, get WELL informed before starting an article full of crap like this. You never know what the guy is going through.
lol, he had days to do it.
"lol, he had days to do it."
So what? People have work and other things to do. It's called Real Life, but I suppose you'd never know what that means.
I bet if the Founding Fathers were in Pfieffer's shoes they would have said "I WILL GET THIS MAN ON THE BALLOT COME HELL OR HIGH WATER" and swam to the nearest internet cafe.
xD!
Also, almost everyone has internet on their phone... or can contact someone to log on his account... so epic fail...
also, our presumed next SoS is a troll? Lovely.
Maybe, but they also would've been dumbfounded by eRepublik, and had far more serious matters to worry about. This is just a game, that we all play. Who the fuck would swim to an internet cafe during a hurricane, to endorse someone? Not me.
Guaranteed, there were far more pressing matters at hand. Like maybe, oh I don't know? Your house floating down the road. Fuck off. Life gets in the way of online gaming all the time. For most of us.
Kanimero got the point. Pretty much what I was trying to say to the guy who owns this article.
For the record RGR, my trolling skills are only used to bash liars and PTOs... Feeling trolled? Oh well, that's because you're a liar and a PTO. You deserve no seat of power neither in Congress, Political Party or Presidency. You fail at politics, just face it and retire yourself. You'd be doing a great favor to the US community.
Oh but I forgot, you don't play in the interests of USA.
^LoL
at least I am a RL American... you PTOer.
^Go call PTO to all non RL Americans playing eRepublik and doing more than the double of what you do for the best interests of the eUSA.
Just face it, you'd rather sell us to Serbia than actually protect this Nation. I don't care if you're RL American, Canadian or whatever... What really matters here is what you do for the country and honestly... You should be ashamed of saying you are a RL American here when you keep trying to screw over the country you are from.
Ah and just one final recor😛 If it depends on me, you can be sure I will help ATO with everything I can to keep you out of ANY SOURCE OF POLITICAL POWER.
RGR proof he'd sell USA to Serbia here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/troll-zorro-vs-rgr-2115713/1/20