Am i Now Playing Sims or eRepublik? [ENG/SER]

Day 763, 06:59 • Published in Serbia Serbia • by veljko vendeta
[Srpska verzija je ispod engleske]

Hello to all good readers.
Everyone has heard about dirty Lana and her strong and cool friends.
And almost everyone hates it. But admin decided to put some new modules and take our eyes off the dirty Lana.
He decided to do THIS
I will quote the admin:

„Someday..but for now, after such a full day he needed some relaxation. So he bought a ticket to the cinema, and after watching a comedy his happiness was restored.”

So now we’ll have happiness bar also??

You know what? This game is really, but really starting to look like…


Ah, I just had a vision… The game will look like this.
Oh no, you can actually make love with Lana. For only 1.000.000.000. gold. Admin is so kind. In return Lana can “talk” with her friends, and you can train for free!!!
Yeah, righ 😛
Only 2 gold per cezar, 3 gold per Alexander the great and lame 4 golds for napoleone!!!
Am i wrong or i just payed 1.000 x3 golds and gained only naked Lana in return?
Dammit 🙂


Righ click, view picture...

No seriously. Admin is making changes, but those changes are not what WE, the players want, he's doing just the opposite.
We want NEW War module, a server that is not bugging when a „massive“ battle begins,
WE want new states, regions, resources, and we especially DON’T want
LANA. So please Admin, stop destroying the game. Let it be our present for New Year. Remove Lana and her friends from Erepublik. We won’t let you destroy this game!
And don’t take that picture seriously. If you delete this article you are once again running away from the truth!!!

And please, for the love of God, just once, listen to the voices of people, voices of players, voices of THE GAME...


[SERBIAN VERSION]

Pozdrav čitaocima.
Svi smo čuli za bezobraznu Lanu i njene snažne i strava ortake.
I skoro ih svi mrze. No Admin rešava da ubaci neke nove module i skrene nam pažnju sa Lane.
Odlučio je da učini OVO!
Evo citiraću ga:

„Someday..but for now, after such a full day he needed some relaxation. So he bought a ticket to the cinema, and after watching a comedy his happiness was restored.”

A sad ćemo imati i bar za sreću???
Znate šta, ova igrica stvarno, ali stvarno počinje da liči na


Imao sam viziju. Igra će izgledati nekako ovako!
Ups, sada možete da spavate sa Lanom. Za samo 1.000.000.000 zlata. Admin je tako ljubazan! Za uzvrat Lana će da “popriča” sa njenim drugarima i vi tada možete da trenirate za džabe!!!
Al’ zamalo. Samo 2 zlata za cezara, 3 za aleksandra i bezveznih 4 za Napoleona!!!


Desni klik, view image

Ali ozbiljno. Admin zaista pravi izmene, ali te izmene nisu one koje MI, igrači želimo, već suprotno.
MI hoćemo novi ratni modul, server koji ne baguje kad god počne neka velika bitka!
Hoćemo nove države, regije i resurse, a najvažnije od svega, NE ŽELIMO LANU!!!
Pa vas molim, Admine, prestani da uništavaš igru!. Može li to da nam bude poklon za novu godinu?
Izbacite Lanu I njene ortake iz erepa!!! Nećemo vam dozvoliti da uništite igru!
I ne uzimajte ovu sliku ozbiljno. Ako obrišete ovaj članak, po ko zna koji put bežite od istine!!!
I zato vas molim, za ljubav Božiju, samo jednom, poslušajte glas naroda, glas igrača,
Glas SAME IGRE!!!

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Takođe, pročitajte neke od mojih predhodnih članaka jer ne bih da dobijam sub na ovaj članak(jer je ovo više kao open-letter adminu nego neki "teškom mukom" sastavljen tekst 😁

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