I've been taking a lot of heat lately for speaking out against the lack of communication and transparency from our government. As I attempt to argue that citizens are being unnecessarily left in the dark, I am met with the exact same line over and over. "YOU REALLY WANT US TO LEAK ALL OF OUR MILITARY SECRETS TO THE ENEMY?!"
No, you [expletive deleted]. That is not what I want. I don't know how many different ways I can explain what I mean so these [expletive deleted] meat heads will understand, so I will just do it myself so they can see.
Below you will find a FAKE press release to the eAmerican people that prepares them for war WITHOUT LEAKING ALL OF OUR MILITARY SECRETS. Just to be clear, I do not support the eUS expanding beyond its borders. Had a press release such as the one below actually come out, I would have had plenty to say on the matter. But...that's not an argument we were ever allowed to have. Instead we go back and forth about communication and transparency, which is stupid if we are about to invade another nation to take their resources. Also, I do not know what the actual plan was or is, so my speculation about resources is just that...speculation.
Some argue that even announcing that we are considering war will make our goal unattainable. That's stupid. Romania AND Indonesia announce publicly on a regular basis where they plan on attacking and it never stops them from attacking and barely impacts the outcome. Stop being pussies.
And now, the FAKE press release I was hoping to see instead of a cryptic 'something big is coming.'
My fellow eAmericans,
The time has come to look to the future. While eAmerica is arguably one of the strongest nations in the eWorld, our ability to grow and progress has been seriously limited by our lack of certain high resources. Our economy and military are strong for the moment, but the ability to advance and build on this strength isn't possible without higher iron and diamond resources. Weapons and gifts are necessary to keep our people strong and safe, but without high resource regions these are precisely the things that cost eAmericans too much money to build and purchase.
Through diplomacy, we've attempted to establish better trade deals for our country that would supply us with high quality, low cost resources. Unfortunately, because of alliance affiliations and resource distribution, we have been unable at this time to secure the materials we need to move forward. After consulting with economists, Congress and military leaders, the option of obtaining an area with high resources under the eAmerican flag is now on the table.
Over the next couple of weeks, we will be working with our allies in ATLANTIS to develop a strategy to secure a high resource region for eAmericans. I am asking all of you to be on alert for further instructions and to prepare yourselves for battle. This includes participating in War Games to achieve higher wellness and strength. We are also proposing temporary drop in weapons taxes to save our people money during this engagement. I ask Congress to pass this proposal immediately.
For many new citizens, we understand that you have not yet participated in actual war. While you do not have to enlist in any branch of the military to fight for your country, we ask that interested citizens explore such options.
[links to military profiles, etc]
Your local Congressman will be in constant contact with me as we move forward with our agenda. Please consult with your representatives if you have any questions or concerns. We realize this level of transparency and public communication opens us up to a potential takeover attempt by PEACE. We urge you all to be on the look out for foreign citizens infiltrating the eUnited States either by moving here or trolling our media.
I thank you in advance for your service,
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Do you get what I mean now?
You're welcome, administration, if you decide to start communicating in this way. I'm here to help.
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