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Hello everyone.

Today, my article is going to be about aliens from space.

We have one living among us...adapting to our ways of human life.
It can transform into many different things, one of them being a cat.
It poses as a cat, to deceive people, so everyone lowers their guard.

We all call it Josh Frost.

My UFOlogist spy gathered a lot of evidence and took photos which I am going to show you all today.


Josh Frost and its big eyes. It must be an alien.



Josh Frost taking a foam bath. There is no cat in the world that likes baths, just think about it.



Josh Frost sleeping.



Josh Frosts head in a piece of bread.



Josh Frost wearing its kitty hat. Behind it, is its blue hippopotamus sex toy.


Now that you have all seen the alien...

What does it want from our world?
Why is it disguised as a cat?
What exactly does it do with its sex toy?
What does it eat?
Where does it live?
Who is its owner?
Does it have followers?

Find out in the next issue, coming soon!