After 2 Years...I Quit! Who Wants My Stuff?

Day 947, 14:57 Published in USA USA by dubi

On July 9th, I will be 2 years old on Erep, and on that day, I will quit Erep forever. I leave behind a legacy of not really giving a sh*t and talking a lot of sh*t, which is pretty much all that you can do in this retarded concept of a game.

I grew up with all the greats: Benn Dover, Justinious, Emerick, Daphne, etc, but never really got into politics, as I have neither the time nor energy to bicker about taxes and government policy with 12-16 year olds that think they know something about the real world. For the record, you 12-16 year olds (like Uncle Sam that are old enough to remember): I hope you all get in car accidents. But I digress...

Had the most fun during my time with the Marines, the group that actually kept me coming back, namely Paradiziac, Sukoidha, Harlot, Lucius Varenus, Publius, Joe Dasmoe, and all the rest that I didn't name.

For my friends: thanks for the fun. For the admins: Wow, do you even have a clue how bad Erep sucks? Seriously? What were you thinking? You want people to pay for this? Sad, so sad.

And finally, onto the good stuff for those that don't know me, or don't care. On 9th of July (just a couple of short weeks away), I will be giving away all my Gold (approx. 125 gold at the time of my b'day) and my House. Here's the rules:

1. You must vote/subscribe in this article, or I won't know who you are
2. I will randomly pick 2 winners: 1 lucky winner will get 100 gold, the 2nd will get my house and any remaining gold/USD/weapons/tickets/whatever

Easy enough, right? Good luck!

dubi "The Original Ape" (for you ape/monkey wannabes out there)
**Edit: Forgot Jankems as the original ape...meh, I have bigger junk than you, so I still win 🙂